Verse 1:
I've had pies of enormous size
Why to eat one slice took twenty-six guys
I've had pies so grand and thick
You had to use a shovel and pick
I've had such light and fluffy pie
You'd swear that it was made of sky
You'd eat and eat and never bloat
With every bite you'd start to float
I've had pies made out of yams
I've had pies filled up with clams
I've traveled to exotic lands
For all the wondrous pies
He's traveled to exotic lands
For all the wondrous pies
Verse 2:
I've had pie so rich and small
you could eat one bite and that was all
I've had pies that were so delicious
Shallow pies served in deep dishes
Fragrant pies made out of flowers
I've had pies that were sweet and sour
Jello-y pies that would quake and quiver
Frozen pies that would make you shiver
He's had hot and spicy pies
That would bring the water to your eyes
I just can't wait to fill my plate
With all the wondrous pies
He just can't wait to fill his plate
With all the wondrous pies
chorus:
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie
1st Bridge:
Tell me have you ever sampled blow fish pie?
"Why of course and I've even had no fish pie
Which was actually more like cake,"
You mean to say that pie was fake?
Oh give us a break
Oh for goodness sake
Why I've had pie-pie
What's that?
Well you see it's a pie with a pie within a pie
In a pie in a pie pie pie p-p-p-p-p
I've had Alotta pie
You've already said that
No, I mean I've actually had pie
From the land of Alotta
Where?
It's right next to Allittely
You mean Little Italy?
No, but I've sampled some marvelous pizza pie
There.
I just can't wait to fill my plate
With all the wondrous pies
He just can't wait to fill his plate
With all the wondrous pies
2nd Bridge:
It would be so grand if wars were won
By using pies instead of guns
The battle would be such delight
No one would even want to fight
The recipe victorious
Would bring forth pies so glorious
That we would all be friends again
By eating lots of pie
They would all be friends again
By eating lots of pie
chorus:
Pie p-p-pie p-p-pie p-p-pie
P-p-pie p-p-pie p-p-pie, etc
