Attack of the Pulpit Masters

from the album "Outdoor Elvis"

Words and Music by Camarillo Eddy
1989 Broken Songs

attack of the pulpit masters
they're coming again
look out look out look out look out
they are coming again
oh no we're swooning
swoooooooooooning
woah nelly
we're swooning again

money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money (gasp) money
money money money
attack of the pulpit masters
they're marching over the land
well we all need jesus
not these clowns again
but, oh no, here we go
we're swooning
swoooooooooooooning
woah nelly
we're swooning again

money's ministers, a money ministry, ministry money
ministry satellites, money and ministry
ministry and money, money for satellites
money many money, mini money, mini satellites
many many more money, many i money
many me money, we need money, money, money
minister ministry, ministry money

we're swooning
we're sssspinning
a swirling eddy
a spinning sucking whirlpool of movie going, rock
'n' rolling beer
drinking, smoking, drug infested pornos
porno people
yeah we're the porno people
swooning and swirling and spinning
deeper under the spell of the pulpit masters
the spinning, sweating, gibbering, gyrating jumping
hopping, sweat,
ho hup
jump jumping
jump x#@o0!!!
here we go again!
look out, look out, look out, they're coming again
oh no i didn't think we'd ever swoon again
oh no we're swooning
swooooooooooooooooooooooooning
woah nelly

money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money money
money money money money money