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Posted by Jevon the Tall on 12-07-2003 at15:23:

Jev's Lead Balloon

Sometimes I lack judgment, and things that seem like a really really good idea at the time, often in hindsight were, well, ill advised.

When the guys were in my neck of the woods on Friday, I decided that at the end of the show I would play the over zealous idiot fan. The kind of fan who thinks there's actually a Hootie in the Blow Fish, and a Pink with Floyd.

I put on my best idiot's grin (which is hard to tell apart from my regular idiot's grin) and proudly walked up to Terry and proclaimed, "Man, your Terry Taylor from that band David Anus, I'm so pleased to meet you. Mister Buicks Dream was an awesome album."

Terry being the perfect gentlemen met my extended hand and in a humble reply said, "Thank you."

There were other people standing around, a couple who heard me, and looked at me like I'd grown a second visible penis (oh come on, the third eye thing is so stale ... ). I slunk away and went to find a rock to crawl under.

I did manage to have a short chat later with Terry, and tried to make up for my stupidness. We chatted about hairy tennis balls, and straws, and Tommy Smothers.

He was a gentleman, and he got his revenge on me at Theo's concert, when I laughed loudly at a Mike Roe joke that's not supposed to be funny. He basically looked at me and asked for the ushers to come up and remove me. Thus humbled I sat and watched and was in awe to the dynamic duo.

Bill Harmon was a treat to see, and as I mentioned before, Theo was in fine voice.

Posted by BigDork on 12-07-2003 at15:39:

Roll Eyes

Posted by Theo on 12-07-2003 at19:07:

Jevon

You are just so STINKING funny and now you're like a sick addiction for me! HA!!!!! Shocked

And now that my entire congregation loves Terry & Mike I'm gonna have to explain you to them, should they come here to read about stuff.

You... Crying

....you bless me, dude! Crying

PS: Cute lacey thing you wore!

Posted by Jevon the Tall on 12-07-2003 at23:54:

Thanks, I think it really brought out my eyes.

Posted by Theo on 12-08-2003 at00:25:

You have eyes!?!?!?!?

I couldn't see UP that high! Roll Eyes

Posted by Woggy on 12-08-2003 at15:38:

OH MAN....................

wish I coulda seen THAT tragic scene Smile

(psst, Theo, don't tell Jevon, but he's always been a sick little addiction to me, too.............................)

but I wish he'd stop stealing my lingerie....................

Posted by Jevon the Tall on 12-14-2003 at18:03:

RE: You have eyes!?!?!?!?

Theo, you're such a man ... if you'd quit looking at my chest when we talk, you'd notice I have lovely blue eyes. But I can't be too hard on you, I'm not sure what colour my wife's eyes are, but I know she has a great rack.

Posted by baxter on 12-14-2003 at18:08:

Being a gentleman, i will not confirm or deny that. But please send best regards and a Merry Christmas to Mrs. Jevon.

Posted by jiminy on 12-14-2003 at18:39:

Banyo-

they have on line help-and 800 numbers available 24/7
Jevon- go, and seek....

Truly - I admire your hairy tennis balls to actaully look Terry in the face and say what you did.

It appears his spittle and phlegm is a bit thinner than yours...........

Posted by Jevon the Tall on 12-14-2003 at20:34:

That's one DVD I have to get in 2004.

Baxter, you'll have to drop me a line someday and let me know what the handle stands for.

Posted by Theo on 12-16-2003 at13:02:

Oh Tall Jevon

For some reason I don't have your email saved here at work. Wanted to say, "thankx!" for the little something in the mail.

Merry Christmas, pal!

Posted by Jevon the Tall on 12-16-2003 at15:33:

It got there all ready? Wow ... I was told it would take a week or more.

You had mentioned that I should do something will all of the bits of detritus I have stored away. So I pulled a bunch of stuff together, and pretended it was a book.

PS Your little book was touching. Holly read it on the night we got home from seeing you, and I guess she cried a lot, cause the next day her eyes were all puffy and swollen. I'm not kidding.

Let me know what you think about the two pieces for my father. (loaded request I know, what are you going to say, "Hey, Jev, those blow..."

As to my e-mail. Watch your andy's box.