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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 10-22-2004 at15:00:

The Greatest News since Fran Drescher went off the air

A year ago I had my cholesterol checked and they told me it was 280. In 4 months I had brought it down to 180. The doctor sent me to get it checked four months ago and they told me it was 400! I WAS NOT EATING CRISCO OUT OF THE BLODDY CAN, MIND YOU. Anyway, I just got the results for the latest test. It came down to 88! I really think that the previous test was performed by some subliterate ignoramus like David Arquette or Pauly Shore.

Anyway, the important thing is ---- Mozerella Sticks, Here I come!

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Dlon't believe blood tests on the Message Boards

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Posted by baxter on 10-22-2004 at17:01:



Good news!

You are so funny, SN!

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Posted by Joey T. on 10-22-2004 at17:20:



i like fran drescher......

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Posted by Aqua Green Toupee on 10-22-2004 at20:37:

 

Man, yer lucky to be alive. But don't knock eating Crisco out of the can -- it's pretty good with a little chocolate syrup.

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Posted by sprinklerhead on 10-22-2004 at22:01:

 

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Originally posted by Joey T. i like fran drescher......

I hope you are kidding. She is ok when she is not talking.

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Posted by Joey T. on 10-22-2004 at22:25:

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Originally posted by sprinklerhead quote: Originally posted by Joey T. i like fran drescher...... I hope you are kidding. She is ok when she is not talking.

that's part of what makes her so sexy.... maybe not so much now, but when she was younger..... wow! )

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Posted by dennis on 10-22-2004 at22:43:

 

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Originally posted by Joey T. i like fran drescher......

I bet you do!
Rar!

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 10-23-2004 at00:39:

  Truly, no disrespect man

quote:

Originally posted by Joey T. quote: Originally posted by sprinklerhead quote: Originally posted by Joey T. i like fran drescher...... I hope you are kidding. She is ok when she is not talking. that's part of what makes her so sexy.... maybe not so much now, but when she was younger..... wow! )

Uh ... Joey,

No offense man, but I must quote Robin Williams here. "If you were right, I'd agree with you."

She grates on me so much that I'd rather see a Britney Spears concert with the Spice Girls as the opening act.

I mean really man, this is place we need a n ew emoticon -- one of those vomiting ones.

Vehemently but repectfully agree with Joey on the Message Boards