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Posted by Andrew on 08-18-2002 at18:58:

  Misheard Lyrics

Bigus Dorkus and I have had a wee chat on the off-topic board and I though we could bring it over here.

What TST lyrics do you keep mishearing?

For example:

"Woo's us like a lover" becomes
Who's a sly gay lover?

And that one from Love grapes about squeezing a bunch of grapes becomes
Squeeze another butt cheek

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Posted by Mark on 08-18-2002 at19:00:

 

Now this could be a really cool thread. I'll have to think of some of these and check out the couple you listed.

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Posted by Joey T. on 08-19-2002 at11:13:

 

The earth has holes, the earth has holes......

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Posted by jollyholiday on 08-19-2002 at12:38:

 

Misheard Outdoor Elvis

Original:
you can pretty much tell that he's lost weight
from the depth of his footprint

Heard as:
...depth of his buttprint

Isn't that what's really being sung there?

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Posted by Author of the Post on 08-19-2002 at13:40:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Andrew "Woo's us like a lover" becomes Who's a sly gay lover?

And I thought I was the only one who was mishearing this one. I was so confused till I pulled out the lyric sheet.

-- aotp

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Posted by Andrew on 08-19-2002 at16:05:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Joey T. The earth has holes, the earth has holes......

LOL!!



I kept hearing "The face of St. Paul in this pot roast" but it' turned out to be "The face of St. Paul in this BUTT roast"

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Posted by Author of the Post on 08-19-2002 at16:43:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Joey T. The earth has holes, the earth has holes......

That's too cute.



-- aotp

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Posted by Lucy on 08-19-2002 at18:11:

  hmmm...

I'll be going to the place where they say that they love you and they eat it...
there must be more, I'll have to think more
lucy

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Posted by Lucy on 08-19-2002 at18:13:

 

"mana to the left, mana to the right, do the manatee day and night"
Lucy

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Posted by Andrew on 08-19-2002 at18:34:

 

OK the lyrics say Chit Chat....

But do you hear grey poop'on Chat...?

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Posted by Lucy on 08-19-2002 at19:13:

  yea

that one is way obvious & it fits with the vibe of the song too, but You know
I used to think that in the Lost Dogs Tune Red, White, & Blue
the line was
"grey poop'on, I'm Hard as a nail and I'm descended from the blood on my hands"

but Who's Who Here is really obvious in MHO
lucy

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Posted by Lucy on 08-19-2002 at19:14:

  Getting closer

I'm getting closer and closer to 100 posts, how can all you losers post in the 1000's. I have the wrong job or something.
Oh well
lucy

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Posted by Lucy on 08-19-2002 at19:16:

  here's 90

here it is, one more closer, do I get one of them fancy stars at 100?

Huh, Huh
do I, do I

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Posted by BigDork on 08-19-2002 at21:11:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Lucy that one is way obvious & it fits with the vibe of the song too, but You know I used to think that in the Lost Dogs Tune Red, White, & Blue the line was "grey poop'on, I'm Hard as a nail and I'm descended from the blood on my hands" but Who's Who Here is really obvious in MHO lucy

for the last time

Chit <-----click here


and I hear the grey poop'on in the Dogs tune too!

BD

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Posted by dorfsmith on 08-20-2002 at18:52:

 

So blow me over cause' my rear is growing from Dance Stop.

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Posted by Mark on 08-20-2002 at19:08:

 

Ya'll are coming up with some good ones.

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Posted by Andrew on 08-20-2002 at20:16:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Mark Ya'll are coming up with some good ones.

What song is that one from???

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Posted by Mark on 08-20-2002 at20:30:

 

I don't know, but I bet Terry could write a song using that line, like the way the songs on Zoom Daddy were written.

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Posted by BigDork on 08-20-2002 at23:43:

 

Brought me to my ever-lovin' knees

I heard

Brought the fever out of loving me


"black gold fever"

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Posted by BigDork on 08-20-2002 at23:46:

 

and also from the same song

Well, I cancelled my order when I crossed over
And the train hit the border line

i heard -

Well, the cats got my odor when I crossed over
And the train hit the border line