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Posted by dorfsmith on 06-17-2004 at13:27:

 

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Posted by dorfsmith on 06-17-2004 at13:29:

  RE: Satan Bite The Dust

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Originally posted by Ben I always liked the Carmen spoof. You know the christian with the sissy, milk toast voice telling satan: "Cause I represent a whole new Breed of Christian of today And I'm authorized and deputized To blow you clean away I've got a message to deliver From one who's true and just We'll spit in your eye, you father of lies Satan, bite the dust!" What a hoot!

I was playing the CD one day in the car while I was driving my father in law and he has never heard a Christian song in his life. He's like what is this crap? I'm like It's the Swirling Eddies

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 06-18-2004 at10:19:

  RE: Satan Bite The Dust

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Originally posted by dorfsmith quote: Originally posted by Ben I always liked the Carmen spoof. You know the christian with the sissy, milk toast voice telling satan: "Cause I represent a whole new Breed of Christian of today And I'm authorized and deputized To blow you clean away I've got a message to deliver From one who's true and just We'll spit in your eye, you father of lies Satan, bite the dust!" What a hoot! I was playing the CD one day in the car while I was driving my father in law and he has never heard a Christian song in his life. He's like what is this crap? I'm like It's the Swirling Eddies

Were you "spinning" and that's why he didn't like it, because he just had an accident in his britches?

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Posted by carl on 06-18-2004 at10:20:



It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s)....

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Posted by dorfsmith on 06-18-2004 at11:15:

 

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 06-18-2004 at11:21:

 

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Originally posted by carl It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s)....

I remember one time my dad came home after having picked up this local guy that walked everywhere. He was very nice but just not all there mentally. He was a believer and carried a Bible and was kind to all he met. Seems he had an accident in my Dad's '71 Volkswagen Beetle. I remember him taking a washtub out there to clean it out. I was maybe 6 or 8 or something at the time.

As a small boy, I once peed in the heating vent. My dad spanked me after I did it and again after he finished taking the ductwork apart and cleaning it out. This is one item I am praying I never get "payback" on as a parent for sure! My son aims for the holes in the bathtub drain and squares of toilet paper in the toilet. If the worst thing he does is poop in the tub (happened last night) then maybe it's not that bad!

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Posted by carl on 06-18-2004 at11:30:



Thanks for sharing that, MF....

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Posted by dorfsmith on 06-18-2004 at11:52:

 

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Originally posted by Mountain Fan quote: Originally posted by carl It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s).... I remember one time my dad came home after having picked up this local guy that walked everywhere. He was very nice but just not all there mentally. He was a believer and carried a Bible and was kind to all he met. Seems he had an accident in my Dad's '71 Volkswagen Beetle. I remember him taking a washtub out there to clean it out. I was maybe 6 or 8 or something at the time. As a small boy, I once peed in the heating vent. My dad spanked me after I did it and again after he finished taking the ductwork apart and cleaning it out. This is one item I am praying I never get "payback" on as a parent for sure! My son aims for the holes in the bathtub drain and squares of toilet paper in the toilet. If the worst thing he does is poop in the tub (happened last night) then maybe it's not that bad!

Like that girl said in "Toys" we all do it

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Posted by bereal on 06-19-2004 at23:22:

 

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Originally posted by Mountain Fan quote: Originally posted by carl It's a big, big house, with lots and lots of (bath)room(s).... I remember one time my dad came home after having picked up this local guy that walked everywhere. He was very nice but just not all there mentally. He was a believer and carried a Bible and was kind to all he met. Seems he had an accident in my Dad's '71 Volkswagen Beetle. I remember him taking a washtub out there to clean it out. I was maybe 6 or 8 or something at the time. As a small boy, I once peed in the heating vent. My dad spanked me after I did it and again after he finished taking the ductwork apart and cleaning it out. This is one item I am praying I never get "payback" on as a parent for sure! My son aims for the holes in the bathtub drain and squares of toilet paper in the toilet. If the worst thing he does is poop in the tub (happened last night) then maybe it's not that bad!

Now, MF, you know that's not the worst thing he does. Poop spread all around his room is much worse than poop in the tub! Oh, yeah, he decided to throw his poop in his room last week. Mama was not a happy camper then!