Posted by sondance on 02-08-2008 at14:51:
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Originally posted by Mountain Fan
I wonder if this is one of Berger's associates' work?
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MF found the Lost Chronicles of the Bergertroids!!
A lost tribe of lost souls who were unable to form complete sentences and consequentially lost out because "they were the losers" to quote the Q'ran.
The chronicles were rumored to exist in the Berger's underwear drawer. One can only shiver in digust to think how MF came upon them.
Still there may be a redeemming value to their discovery, beyond the confirmation that the Berger HAS an underwear drawer. If you look closely you can see that the color of the ruled lines and the text correspond to primitive forms of communication generally found in maximum security repositories of human imitators, and in college English prep on-line courses. Cross-indexing the colors with the several references to both spiritual and mammalian beings may well unlock the mysterious langauge employed by the Berger, in his more lucid moments, much like the Rosetta stone.
I'm sure if we could zoom in on the background in these photos, additional indications of a semi-sentient life form would be evident. This is important given the Berger's claims regarding its intelligence and contributions to science via the principals of reverse and retrograde osmoses respectively.
Further inquiry is certainly needed to resolve the ability of the author to stay within the lines. This is not consistent with Bergerations in general and may point us to the possible employment of an amanuensis of sorts.
For our hero, M. Fan, we would suggest a bath in hot lye (undiluted) followed by a tofu rub down may be the only way to return to society after enduring such pollution of body and soul.
