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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 07-18-2007 at12:36:

 

And besides, you're confusing the band with Loverboy. It wasn't Loverboy, I was touring with a band called Loverboygggkxkk!!! like I already told you.

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Posted by .backs. on 07-18-2007 at12:39:

 

Did the parrots happen to fly over one of the concert sites, or did you barge into their quiet home in your red dress?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 07-18-2007 at12:40:

 

what's a parrot... ...where am I.

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Posted by .backs. on 07-18-2007 at12:43:

 

He is the midget from Texas who was obsessed with that vast sucking sound from Mexico, isn't he?

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Posted by .backs. on 07-18-2007 at12:49:

 

Did Mike Renoggggkkkxk really write the Kidxxxxkkkxk Is Hot Tonight after seeing you in that dress in the parrot den?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 07-18-2007 at12:51:

 

Yes

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Posted by .backs. on 07-18-2007 at12:56:

 

That must be the source of your preternatural vanity?

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 07-18-2007 at14:32:

 

so, who was the woman in the black dress?

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Artist: The Hollies Lyrics
Song: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress Lyrics
Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the DA man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all

I saw her heading to the table
Well a tall walking big black cat
When Charlie said I hope that you're able, boy
Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well then suddenly we heard the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And she was holding my right
Well I told her, "Don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared"
Well I'm gonna be forgiven
If I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all...

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 07-19-2007 at00:05:

 

quote:

Originally posted by .backs. That must be the source of your preternatural vanity?

At first I thought you were talking about Berger's preternatural VIRGINITY.
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Deflower Berger with weed killer on the Message Boards

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Posted by .backs. on 07-19-2007 at14:01:

 

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Posted by bereal on 07-23-2007 at11:39:

 

quote:

Originally posted by .backs. Did the parrots happen to fly over one of the concert sites, or did you barge into their quiet home in your red dress?

the parrots flew into the concert sites and were immediately struck dead by the sight of berger in the skin tight red leather dress with red lipstick in all the wrong places

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Posted by baxter on 08-19-2007 at02:03:



You are the greatest, sir Tim!

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Posted by jiminy on 08-19-2007 at09:36:

 

hay - in France Berger would be ...berger!