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Posted by dennis on 10-11-2007 at15:46:

  How to make records. (a dream I had.)

That I met Berger Roy Al and asked him how to make a record.
He pointed to an old U-Haul truck and said "Get in."
We drive across his yard and down this huge hill leading to the ocean
with a highway running alongside it.
The steering wheel does not work.
I am overcome with panic.
"Now stop the truck" he said as we are barreling out of control towards the water.
I slam on the brakes which of course do not work.
We are banging around the inside of the cab and getting bloodied up.
I try driving into trees and telephone poles to stop the truck.
We start throwing out Elvis's old Harley Cop Motorcylces to slow down the truck. (Which just happen to be in the back of the truck.)
Berger looks at me and smiles. "Now we are making a record!"

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Posted by Drtuddle on 10-23-2007 at18:25:

 

I think that's how Britney makes records. Except she throws her kids out the back. Wouldn't that make it go faster?

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Posted by DwDunphy on 10-23-2007 at19:22:

 

If you're having dreams about Berger, you need to back away from this site, your DA/SE CDs, fans of said CDs and take a long vacation away from all of the above.

Seriously.

I mean, seriously. We're worried for you.
DwD

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Posted by Drtuddle on 10-23-2007 at21:38:

 

Dennis needs a vacation. But we'll feel a whole lot better when Big D gets back!

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Posted by Jimmy Brown on 10-24-2007 at08:54:

  RE: How to make records. (a dream I had.)

The scary thing is, Dennis, I think your dream might be pretty accurate.

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Posted by jiminy on 10-24-2007 at09:07:

 

Dennis
I want your brand of midnight snack.....

makes for choice dreamage, dude.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 10-24-2007 at12:01:

 

Is it kinda like this too?

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Posted by dennis on 10-24-2007 at13:31:

 

quote:

Originally posted by DwDunphy If you're having dreams about Berger, you need to back away from this site, your DA/SE CDs, fans of said CDs and take a long vacation away from all of the above. Seriously. I mean, seriously. We're worried for you. DwD

I know, but I can quit whenever I want to!

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Posted by bein heinni on 10-27-2007 at10:20:

 

you simply wouldn't believe how many donations are required to make a record these days

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Posted by Drtuddle on 10-27-2007 at13:56:

 

quote:

you simply wouldn't believe how many donations are required to make a record these days

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it's a worldly design! God's music should be divine! try buying records like mine

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Posted by dennis on 02-02-2008 at14:26:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Drtuddle I think that's how Britney makes records. Except she throws her kids out the back. Wouldn't that make it go faster?

The motorcycles were chained to the van, to be used as anchors!
(of course!)