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Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at09:11:

  Have a nice day

I'm not sure why yet. I'll have to get back to you... if I'm still speaking to you.

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at09:37:

 

This actually kind of offends me, my skin is like the cheapest toilet paper you can find it flaps and wrinkles in the wind.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at09:38:

 

You know what I do with toilet paper? Well, do you, punk?

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at10:56:

 

Ok now I am really offended, I will probably go hold my breath for a little while. If I can gather the strength, I will fling little darts of hatred in your general direction.

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at11:02:

 

I am now offended by my own posts, maybe I will burn that bridge and blame it on myself.

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Posted by jiminy on 12-02-2008 at11:12:

 

hmm hey wait (famous lines now)

could this be seen as mocking anyone who may actually feel offended by something in the past?

removing threads could be as cool as removing sigs

obviously MHO

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Posted by joey on 12-02-2008 at11:44:

RE: I am extremely offended

i am offended that this is in the on-topic section!





























































no.... i really could care less.........

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Posted by audiori on 12-02-2008 at11:48:

 

I'm offended that you could care less and choose not to!

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Posted by joey on 12-02-2008 at11:50:



i am offended that you are offended by my lack of offense!

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Posted by PuP on 12-02-2008 at11:59:

 

I find Joey's poor spelling offensive.

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Posted by jiminy on 12-02-2008 at12:04:

 

The best defense is to be offensive.

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Posted by joey on 12-02-2008 at12:05:

quote:

Originally posted by PuP I find Joey's poor spelling offensive.

i vetoed...














































(and edited.... )

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at12:25:

 

Vetoing offends me. You have wronged me to the greatest degree. What little insignificant things you do here changes my life so drastically I can never turn back. I cannot look upon you for this grave injustice. You've wrinkled my paper skin.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at12:35:

 

I started this thread so it's MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! Anyone else who posts here is offending me and I think I'm pretty thick skinned!

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at12:56:

 

The only thing smaller than my sense of humor is my patience and forgiveness, and this has gone too far. I am now offended by the thread title, and it offends me that I am offended so I will have to report myself to myself and request my removal.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at12:58:

 

I CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE, TOILET PAPER SKIN MAN!

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at13:01:

 

I just read a report of this thread and it offended me so i came here to check it out for myself, and that last line, calling me 'toilet paper skin man' really offended me, so i will never read it again, except if I plan to come back to voice how offended I am or to see if anything else offends me. I will of course have to work that into my busy schedule of being offended, whining, complaining, blaming others, swearing, and grumbling.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at13:02:

 

At least you can READ! All you read people offend me. You think you're better than everyone else.

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Posted by audiori on 12-02-2008 at13:04:

 

Last word.

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at13:05:

 

It offends me how you have the last word.