Daniel Amos Message Board | Print: Have a nice day

Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at13:07:

This thread is a train wreck for long haired girly men. They hate it, but can't keep away.

Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at13:09:

I am still offended that audiori got the last word.

Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at13:10:

Stick a tampon in your ear.

Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at13:11:

I am equally offended that ServantSteve got the first word and everyone else got the middle words though.

Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at13:12:

Wait a minute, I see you've already done that.

Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at13:14:

Yeah thanks it helped, but I am still offended.

Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at13:24:

I've had a number of large bowel movements today. That paper sure is comfortable.

Posted by Ritchie_az on 12-02-2008 at13:48:

quote:

The only thing smaller than my sense of humor is my patience and forgiveness

I thought you were going to say something else.

Shocked

Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at14:19:

Are you trying to offend me? If so, you did almost as much as the muscular pictures of Terry he sent me in the mail after I sent in my hard earned dough. And they offended me almost as much as the new title of this thread. Which offends me almost as much as the fact that I don't get the last word because audiori already got it. My paper thin skin is crinkled as well now. Thanks a lot. (sarcasm) Oh great, now I am even more offended by his sudden unprovoked sarcasm on my part.

Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at14:40:

I'm feeling a little cramp right now- can you meet me in the bathroom?

Posted by servantsteve on 12-02-2008 at14:48:

It should be clear by now that I have nothing at all to do.

Posted by sondance on 12-02-2008 at15:17:

mando-man, exactly how would that be clear to anyone?

did anyone else get their yard gnome?
mine came out looking a lot like Audiorii J wearing a long pointy hat and something really scary is stuck in his ear.

Posted by jiminy on 12-02-2008 at15:47:

God is not mocked

just people.

Confused

Posted by audiori on 12-02-2008 at16:03:

I think Joe the Internet User can take it. It didn't seem to destroy Joes the Plumber, the six pack, the Biden or the Lieberman.

Besides, this threads about to become commercial... I hear they've picked Drew Carey to host the US version.

Posted by Audiori J on 12-02-2008 at16:52:

I am offended by Drew Carey.

Posted by joey on 12-02-2008 at17:01:

Attention

quote:

Originally posted by Ritchie_az

quote:

The only thing smaller than my sense of humor is my patience and forgiveness

I thought you were going to say something else.

Shocked

i am offended at your assumption! Shocked

Posted by peawinkel on 12-02-2008 at23:14:

Here in the Heart of Dixie, we Alabamians pronounce Obama as Oh! 'BAMA!

Posted by sondance on 12-02-2008 at23:18:

so would you say you are an offended gnome then?

how do they pronounce gnome in Aladabm?

Posted by peawinkel on 12-02-2008 at23:25:

quote:

Originally posted by sondance
so would you say you are an offended gnome then?

how do they pronounce gnome in Aladabm?

guh NAH mee