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Posted by Audiori J on 12-04-2008 at15:28:

 

Soap Operas should offend everyone!

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Posted by audiori on 12-04-2008 at15:28:

 

Barrel failure is the least of their problems..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-04-2008 at15:29:

 

I thought youtube was going to remove it's offensive content?

I had what could be called "barrel failure" once, it wasn't fun.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-04-2008 at15:30:

 

Mellencamp you

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-04-2008 at19:01:

 

I went to Mellon camp, it was pretty lame and it's also ironically what resulted in my 'barrel failure.'

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Posted by PuP on 12-04-2008 at22:23:

 

The fact that stevebob squarebritches's new title still fits his first post amuses me.

I apologize in advance for offending anyone.

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Posted by PuP on 12-04-2008 at22:24:

 

I apologize for my previous post.

I should have waited for people to get offended before apologizing.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-05-2008 at08:55:

 

I would like to offend anyone in advance that I may have apologized to.

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-05-2008 at09:02:

 

Your apology offended me.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-05-2008 at09:22:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Audiori J Your apology offended me.

It's working!

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-05-2008 at09:26:

 

I'm so sorry that you are an idiot.

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Posted by Doke on 12-05-2008 at11:29:

 

Are you calling me an idiot? I am truly offended.

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Posted by joey on 12-05-2008 at11:55:



i think what steve meant to say was mental midget...

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Posted by jiminy on 12-05-2008 at12:27:

 

quote:

Originally posted by servantsteve I'm so sorry that you are an idiot.

I never had a real good example of
"the pot calling the kettle black"
til-

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-05-2008 at13:33:

 

Are you calling me a pot?

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Posted by Audiori J on 12-05-2008 at13:36:

 

Why are you telling me to have a nice day? You assume I wouldn't? I find that truly offensive you old pot.

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Posted by servantsteve on 12-05-2008 at13:40:

 

I determine the kind of day you have and I have told you to have a nice one when in fact, I am assembling a confederation of minins to actually spoil your day so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Posted by sondance on 12-05-2008 at14:49:

 

wait, wait, wait, let me get me pipe... just don't tell me life insurance company...

avast! me yard gnome's done run off with me pipe!

that was poopy, i need to find a good Irish exclamation:
how's this?

Scéfe día·tuidchis ní bus mó!

(I will vomit * if you were to come * anything * that would be * more)

I'll vomit if you come any closer!

In "Scéla Cano Meic Gartnáin" the legendary poet Senchán Torpéist is described as a strange dissicated little man, all wrapped up in his woolen cloak. When his enormous wife goes off on a trip, the wife's handmaid attempts to serve him the mid-day meal. The poet responds in alarm approaching hysteria, warning her off and ending his speech with the above threat!

http://www.sengoidelc.com/taxonomy/term/7?from=10

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Posted by jiminy on 12-05-2008 at14:55:

 

quote:

Originally posted by servantsteve I determine the kind of day you have and I have told you to have a nice one when in fact, I am assembling a confederation of minins to actually spoil your day so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

you've never smoked a thing in your life.

of that I AM assured.

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Posted by Doke on 12-05-2008 at15:31:

 

I am offended by smoking and all talk of smoking. And smoke.