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Posted by tchandler on 04-10-2009 at16:34:

 

sweet maria! what in the world has happened to him?!...

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Posted by baxter on 04-10-2009 at23:12:

 

Dear Zeth...or Zeff ...or Zefff... or possibly zEEth..or jEzZ...or zheZZH, depending on who's saying my name, and in what accent, real or imaingined...or something...or whatever,

by "recycling" do you mean that you like to turn in your Windex bottles for loose change or that you enjoy sharing a surrey with the Egyptian sun god?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-12-2009 at15:34:

 

I say! Was anyone as fulfilled with the Nora Roberts Grande Finale as I was?!!

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Posted by tchandler on 04-12-2009 at15:35:

 

would somebody please tell me what in the hell he's talking about? what's the Nora Roberts collection??

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Posted by baxter on 04-13-2009 at11:37:

 

It is best not to ask some questions, Tim, though you have an inquisitive mind and all.

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Posted by Mountain Fan on 04-13-2009 at12:12:

 

quote:

Originally posted by tchandler oh good lord. i just did a search. for some (ridiculous) reason, berger has decided to start quoting dialogue from the movie version of "the bridges of madison county"

what craziness!

meryl streep was quite lovely in that one ... at least berger has good tastes

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Posted by sondance on 04-13-2009 at14:27:

 

why is it chandler and berger keep showing up within minutes of each other?

backwardsly they are LaYorRegreb and relDNAhct

coincidence?

i think not

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2009 at16:20:

 

This is what I say to myself every morning when I first wake up:

"Don't kid yourself, Francesca: you are anything but a simple woman. "

That's what Nora Roberts says at the end of her Nora Roberts 2009 Grande Finale!!

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Posted by tchandler on 04-15-2009 at16:34:

 

ok, this is why i show up within minutes of berger -- because he insists on continuing to make a public j-ass of himself -- why is he quoting from "the bridges of madison county" again

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-15-2009 at16:38:

 

SHUT UP CHANDLER! YOU' VE NEVER KNOWED NO LOVE LIKE WHAT I'VE KNOWED!!

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Posted by DwDunphy on 04-15-2009 at18:55:

 

(didn't Lou Rawls sing that?)

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Posted by sondance on 04-15-2009 at20:58:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Berger Roy Al SHUT UP CHANDLER! YOU' VE NEVER KNOWED NO LOVE LIKE WHAT I'VE KNOWED!!

sweetelocution!

i'm speechless

i offer you this severed vowel in tribute


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Posted by baxter on 04-16-2009 at12:32:



So, Berger, do you want more eggs, or should we just...?
Please forget that I asked that.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-17-2009 at06:06:

 

...Oh baxter! ... ... on the linoleum ... ...again?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-17-2009 at09:01:

 

quote:

(didn't Lou Rawls sing that?)

No. Oddly, it was Lou Pinella.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-17-2009 at11:12:

 

Strangely, he was discovered singing it to a water fountain in the team's locker room

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Posted by baxter on 04-17-2009 at11:20:

 

Oh goody! Now we can switch to Sweet Lou quotes.

Berger, you just dont want to be treated like a man (shouted in a mock angry tone as I toss 7 first base bags down the right field line)!

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Posted by uvulapie on 04-17-2009 at11:28:

 

Sounds like someone missed their high colonic.

Remember kids: Real men don't quote "The Notebook"

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Posted by baxter on 04-17-2009 at12:44:

 

Quiche, berger, quiche! We need mounds and mounds of quiche!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 04-24-2009 at09:46:

 

Remember that dress of mine you wanted, Carolyn--the one you said I never wore. Well, I know I was silly. But to me, it was as if you were asking to wear my wedding dress to go to the movies!!!!!!!!1