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Posted by ™ on 05-12-2002 at18:13:

  RE: Go to church

(besides the obvious problems)

When I was young and they packed me off to school
and taught me how not to play the game,
I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
or if they said that I was a fool.
So I left there in the morning
with their God tucked underneath my arm --
their half-assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this God a question
and by way of firm reply,
He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers --
I don't believe you:
you had the whole nada thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
and have all the bishops harmonize these lines --
how do you dare tell me that I'm my father's son
when that was just an accident of birth.
I'd rather look around me -- compose a better song
`cos that's the honest measure of my worth.
In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me,
as you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
I don't believe you:
you have the whole nada thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.

anyone? Bueller?

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Posted by Shemp on 05-12-2002 at19:01:

 

Hmmm.... thinkin....

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Posted by Dr Rich on 05-13-2002 at18:29:

 

heh heh that's good.

I actually went to church this weekend... good time
really...

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Posted by Mr. Spoke on 05-14-2002 at13:54:

  what? no Tull fans on this board?

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Posted by Dr Rich on 05-14-2002 at19:16:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Spoke

no... not that OLD

wait, ask woggy

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Posted by BigDork on 05-14-2002 at19:17:

 

now your're over here!

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Posted by Dr Rich on 05-14-2002 at21:43:

 

quote:

Originally posted by BigDork now your're over here!

yes...
yes I am