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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at09:01:

  Hey, look everyone!

Ha Ha! Now that pathetically deluded DA bass player seems to think he's in the army or something. HA HA, a SGT. HA HA, that's rich, HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAGGGXXXXXKKKKKKK! (cough)

tchandler: berger, you dope. sgt. chandler's a new guy here at the damb. leave him alone.

Hey, wait a minute! How did Chandler get inside my post?!

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Posted by BD on 06-04-2003 at09:13:

 

made me look

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at09:27:

 


"Bergerroyal,Interest Rates just fell again"

This was the subject line of an email I just got. They want me to refinance my trailor.

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Posted by .backs. on 06-04-2003 at10:22:

 

i have too many trailers; i would'nt know which one. to pick
i like the one from The Bishops' Wife best.


Did you know that Chandler has been having clandestine meetings with a strange group from Minnesota? i think Ashcroft should look into this.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at10:41:

 

THEY'RE ALL PLOTTING AGAIN TO KILL ME!!

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Posted by goat lady on 06-04-2003 at10:45:

 

I can hide you in my dairy, Berger. You wouldn't mind all the droppings, would you?

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at10:52:

 

Hi there, um, goat lady (if that's your real name.) MIND all the droppings? Are you kidding? That would be great!!

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Posted by tchandler on 06-04-2003 at10:55:

  !

(folks--am i understanding this correctly? he WANTS to lay down in "droppings"?!!)

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at10:57:

 

GET OFF OF MY THREAD CHANDLER!!...and what of it, anyway?

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Posted by SMACK-A-SAURUS REX on 06-04-2003 at10:57:

 

wha..? what droppings? the goat lady droppings???

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Posted by goat lady on 06-04-2003 at11:01:

 

Goat droppings are the cleanest of all droppings, Chandler.
My children sleep on them. Stop butting in. I'm trying to save that poor man.

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Posted by SMACK-A-SAURUS REX on 06-04-2003 at11:02:

 

with goat droppings???!

i think i'll just get the pooper-scooper!

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Posted by goat lady on 06-04-2003 at11:05:

 

You seem to know little of the purity of my ladys' droppings. Educate yourself!

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at11:11:

  Ew

Even I wish I had never lived to see the phrase "my lady's droppings."

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Posted by .backs. on 06-04-2003 at11:15:

 

Berger, just what are you doing speaking of such intimate matters with my wife! i will not give her up without a fight (or a very, very fine offer...do you have access to n
Shirley/Misery? If not, backs off!)

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at11:16:

  IT'S TRUE, PEOPLE!

Chandler and his vicious Minnesota gang are trying to kill me because HE wants to play on the next Eddies record! And now .backs. wants to kill me too because his goat-wife is in love with me!!

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Posted by .backs. on 06-04-2003 at11:20:

 

You had best not discuss it here. The queen will arrive soon, and she is one of the viscous ones. Run, Berger, run; she has a very long arm.

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Posted by Berger Roy Al on 06-04-2003 at11:23:

 

MOMMY!! HELP ME! (How did my world get so complicated? There's some strange Queen with adhesive qualities and an abnormally lengthened arm trying to get me?!)

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Posted by .backs. on 06-04-2003 at11:26:

 

Run, Berger, Run.

This could be a great film. i wonder if Pat Boone is available? Or would you like Debbie to play the lead?

Sorry, you must be really frightened. Where is your mother?

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Posted by .backs. on 06-04-2003 at11:30:

 

Have to run to an IEP, Berger. You can stay in the dairy if you don't talk to g l.

Oh Berger, You light up my life.