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Posted by peawinkel on 04-23-2005 at10:06:

  "Darn Floor Big Bite" quoted in SI

Page 18 of this week's Sports Illustrated (the one with Shaq & the Suns player on the cover) is interesting. In the Scorecard section, a journalist is meeting with the dude who created these designer steroids. Their password was a responsive.....one said darn floor & the other said big bite.

Is that phrase a DA original? I always thought it was. If it is, than either the journalist or the steroid creator is a huge fan.


Posted by Aqua Green Toupee on 04-23-2005 at10:12:

 

Some monkey said it.


Posted by Dr Rich on 04-23-2005 at20:13:

 

Yup.


Posted by Ren Periwinkle on 04-23-2005 at20:47:

 

Non-sense!
I gave that idea to Terry years ago, in the 70's.
He was over for a visit to my cabin in Lafayette, La. and he went plumb through a bad spot on my termite-infested old floor,which I have since repaired.
Anyway as I was pulling him up out of the floor I remarked to him,"Darn floor. Big bite huh? "
I told him that would be a great title for a song.
I thought he was gonna write a hillbilly tune out of it but their sound soon changed to that hard rock wierdness.
Years later I heard he had made a song called Darn Floor Big Bite. I went out and bought the album only to be shocked and outraged.
I was definitely expecting something along the lines of , "There's a leak in this old building" or something, not that wacko new wave shirt.
Then they made up that ridiculous story about the ape. All smoke and mirrors son all smoke and mirrors.
That's alright now you all know the truth.


Posted by Dr Rich on 04-24-2005 at11:55:

 

hillbillies tend to be liars! Tongue


Posted by Ren Periwinkle on 04-24-2005 at21:50:

 

That's real nice.
What makes you think I'm a hillbilly anyway?
Now just because I happen to like hillbilly you assume I must be a hillbilly.
Not so.
Neither do I assume you're a homasexual just cuz you got pictures of homasexshals on your posts there. Tongue


Posted by Dr Rich on 04-25-2005 at06:15:

 

Roll Eyes Tongue


Posted by Dr Rich on 04-25-2005 at06:17:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Ren Periwinkle
That's real nice.
What makes you think I'm a hillbilly anyway?
Now just because I happen to like hillbilly you assume I must be a hillbilly.
Not so.
Neither do I assume you're a homasexual just cuz you got pictures of homasexshals on your posts there. Tongue


I'm not a "homasexshal" because I don't sleep with men.
Why are you not a hillbilly?


Posted by Eleanor on 04-25-2005 at12:51:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Dr Rich
quote:
Originally posted by Ren Periwinkle
That's real nice.
What makes you think I'm a hillbilly anyway?
Now just because I happen to like hillbilly you assume I must be a hillbilly.
Not so.
Neither do I assume you're a homasexual just cuz you got pictures of homasexshals on your posts there. Tongue


I'm not a "homasexshal" because I don't sleep with men.
Why are you not a hillbilly?



because he doesn't sleep with sheep or relatives?


Posted by Dr Rich on 04-25-2005 at16:23:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Eleanor
quote:
Originally posted by Dr Rich
quote:
Originally posted by Ren Periwinkle
That's real nice.
What makes you think I'm a hillbilly anyway?
Now just because I happen to like hillbilly you assume I must be a hillbilly.
Not so.
Neither do I assume you're a homasexual just cuz you got pictures of homasexshals on your posts there. Tongue


I'm not a "homasexshal" because I don't sleep with men.
Why are you not a hillbilly?



because he doesn't sleep with sheep or relatives?


That's a good answer! Pleased


Posted by Eis on 04-25-2005 at16:33:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Dr Rich
quote:
Originally posted by my momma Elle
quote:
Originally posted by Dr Rich
quote:
Originally posted by Ren Periwinkle
That's real nice.
What makes you think I'm a hillbilly anyway?
Now just because I happen to like hillbilly you assume I must be a hillbilly.
Not so.
Neither do I assume you're a homasexual just cuz you got pictures of homasexshals on your posts there. Tongue


I'm not a "homasexshal" because I don't sleep with men.
Why are you not a hillbilly?



because he doesn't sleep with sheep or relatives?


That's a good answer! Pleased


Big Grin


Posted by jiminy on 04-25-2005 at17:00:

 

cuz his family tree actually has more than one branch?

cuz he doesn't refer to that guy as "Uncle Dad?"


Posted by Ron E on 04-25-2005 at22:46:

 

I looked it up today at the library, and low and behold, there it was!!! Cool, thanks for the tip.


Posted by Pfiagra on 04-26-2005 at17:53:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Ren Periwinkle
That's real nice.
What makes you think I'm a hillbilly anyway?
Now just because I happen to like hillbilly you assume I must be a hillbilly.
Not so.
Neither do I assume you're a homasexual just cuz you got pictures of homasexshals on your posts there. Tongue


You wouldn't happen to be a regular guest on the Phil Hendrie show, would you?


Posted by dorfsmith on 04-26-2005 at18:09:

 

Hey! Somebody else who listens to phil hendrie Smile )


Posted by Dr Rich on 04-26-2005 at23:26:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Pfiagra
quote:
Originally posted by Ren Periwinkle
That's real nice.
What makes you think I'm a hillbilly anyway?
Now just because I happen to like hillbilly you assume I must be a hillbilly.
Not so.
Neither do I assume you're a homasexual just cuz you got pictures of homasexshals on your posts there. Tongue


You wouldn't happen to be a regular guest on the Phil Hendrie show, would you?


So that show must really suck then? Red Face


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