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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 06-19-2005 at13:26:

How did YOU discover Berger Roy Al/Buegner Le Gal?

Were you part of the imfamous girl scout cookie-selling troup that Berger/Buegner prefers to not talk about? Did you hear of him as an urban legend from your Windex Support Group 10 Step Program? Did Chandler swindle you in his email scam to help "help" BErger/Buegner by "donating" money to the I'm not an Emasculated Girl Scout Who Steals Windex From My Insane Mommy Foundation ? Did you do a google search for a long nosed chimaera pup?

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Posted by bereal on 06-19-2005 at21:57:

 

Make new friends, but keep the old
One is silver and the other's gold.

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Posted by Dr Rich on 06-19-2005 at22:05:

RE: How did YOU discover Berger Roy Al/Buegner Le Gal?

quote:

Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick Were you part of the imfamous girl scout cookie-selling troup that Berger/Buegner prefers to not talk about? Did you hear of him as an urban legend from your Windex Support Group 10 Step Program? Did Chandler swindle you in his email scam to help "help" BErger/Buegner by "donating" money to the I'm not an Emasculated Girl Scout Who Steals Windex From My Insane Mommy Foundation ? Did you do a google search for a long nosed chimaera pup?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%27m+not+an+Emasculated+Girl+Scout+Who+Steals+Windex+From+My+Insane+Mommy+Foundation&btnG=Google+Search

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Posted by bereal on 06-19-2005 at22:16:

 

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Posted by joey on 06-20-2005 at01:02:

RE: How did YOU discover Berger Roy Al/Buegner Le Gal?

I found him digging through my trash!

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Posted by Dr Rich on 06-20-2005 at06:21:

 

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Posted by jiminy on 06-20-2005 at09:07:

 

Berger??

He spun, I spun

I stopped

He never has.

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Posted by Audiori J on 06-20-2005 at10:38:

 

well, I had joined the Gabe Kaplan fanclub and the rest is
history as they say, or should it be herstory? ...

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Posted by baxter on 06-20-2005 at11:15:

 

i could have guessed that you met him near a whore shack.

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Posted by Audiori J on 06-20-2005 at11:18:

 

What? where? When?

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Posted by wayneb on 06-20-2005 at12:42:

 

I discovered him when I was digging through my trash...about a metre under I think.
Didn't realise he was a bass player - it's normally us drummers that get so deep in the ****!

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 06-20-2005 at15:50:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Audiori J well, I had joined the Gabe Kaplan fanclub and the rest is history as they say, or should it be herstory? ...

I was one of the charter members of the GKF. I do remember that a man once came in dressed as a bottle of Hunts Ketchup and claimed to be a singing telegram (or was it a singing telegraph?) for Gabe. We tried to tell him that Gabe was on Broadway performing his one man interpretation of "Annie, Get Your Gun." He broke into an impersonation of Chrissy from Three's company. He even put on a blonde wig to complete the Chrissy look.

Finally, we got rid of him and later recived a phone call (collect, of course) from the Alabama Lunatic Fringe. They were looking for their illustrious leader who went missing after trying to consciously connect with Bruce, the Shark from Jaws.

Could that have been Berger?
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Posted by bereal on 06-20-2005 at15:53:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick quote: Originally posted by Audiori J well, I had joined the Gabe Kaplan fanclub and the rest is history as they say, or should it be herstory? ... I was one of the charter members of the GKF. I do remember that a man once came in dressed as a bottle of Hunts Ketchup and claimed to be a singing telegram (or was it a singing telegraph?) for Gabe. We tried to tell him that Gabe was on Broadway performing his one man interpretation of "Annie, Get Your Gun." He broke into an impersonation of Chrissy from Three's company. He even put on a blonde wig to complete the Chrissy look. Finally, we got rid of him and later recived a phone call (collect, of course) from the Alabama Lunatic Fringe. They were looking for their illustrious leader who went missing after trying to consciously connect with Bruce, the Shark from Jaws. Could that have been Berger? _____________ Prefer Heinz on the Message Boards

Could be................

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Posted by Pfiagra on 06-20-2005 at16:41:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick quote: Originally posted by Audiori J well, I had joined the Gabe Kaplan fanclub and the rest is history as they say, or should it be herstory? ... I was one of the charter members of the GKF. I do remember that a man once came in dressed as a bottle of Hunts Ketchup and claimed to be a singing telegram (or was it a singing telegraph?) for Gabe. We tried to tell him that Gabe was on Broadway performing his one man interpretation of "Annie, Get Your Gun." He broke into an impersonation of Chrissy from Three's company. He even put on a blonde wig to complete the Chrissy look. Finally, we got rid of him and later recived a phone call (collect, of course) from the Alabama Lunatic Fringe. They were looking for their illustrious leader who went missing after trying to consciously connect with Bruce, the Shark from Jaws. Could that have been Berger? _____________ Prefer Heinz on the Message Boards

Hmmm...Berger's usually do have ketchup on.

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 06-20-2005 at18:33:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Pfiagra Hmmm...Berger's usually do have ketchup on.

I never gave that much thought, but you do have a point there. There is just one problem. All Bergers NEED to have tomatoes, too. And not just tomatoe-based products
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Posted by bereal on 06-21-2005 at14:01:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick quote: Originally posted by Pfiagra Hmmm...Berger's usually do have ketchup on. I never gave that much thought, but you do have a point there. There is just one problem. All Bergers NEED to have tomatoes, too. And not just tomatoe-based products ____________ Are you a fruit or vegatable on the Message Boards

Now that's a poll in the making.

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Posted by Audiori J on 06-21-2005 at14:18:

 

who are we talking about again?

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 06-21-2005 at16:33:

 

quote:

Originally posted by bereal quote: Originally posted by Scrimshaw NickAre you a fruit or vegatable on the Message Boards Now that's a poll in the making.

LOL
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Posted by bereal on 06-21-2005 at16:38:

 

quote:

Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick quote: Originally posted by bereal quote: Originally posted by Scrimshaw NickAre you a fruit or vegatable on the Message Boards Now that's a poll in the making. LOL ______________ Mrs. Real has good ideas on the Message Boards

Hey, Scrim, have you voted yet?

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Posted by Scrimshaw Nick on 06-21-2005 at21:38:

 

Yep, sure did.
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