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 Thread: Kindegarten Fans |
J-Gob
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Originally posted by Audiori J
...very interestink...
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But SCHTUPIT!!! 
Und vy ist der Bruce Cockburn verring der helmut oof der mutterland, anyvey? If ein had a rocket launcher, I'd bust der cap on his burro, yo!
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| Thread: Is this guy crazy |
J-Gob
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I am der connection, homies!!! Between der Doppelganger and Der Commissar, I vast in hog heaven in der Eighties!!!
DON'T TURN ERVOUND! OH-OH-OH!!! SHA-SHA!!!
DER COMMISSAR'S EN DER HOOD!!! OH-OH-OH!!! SHA-SHA!!!
An den, dere vas Der SCORPIONS too, yo!!! Ya! Ya! Yo! Da'st GOOOOD!!!
How I MIST Der Eighties!!! 
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| Thread: Goulash |
J-Gob
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I click on der link, tinking I'll find some schlammin' recipe for goulash -- 'cause I be Hungary -- get it? Hungary?
Ach, how did you Anglo-Saxons ever survive vitout der schlammin' sense of humor, ennehvay? 
Und ennehvay, I find DIS instead! Schvein! 
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| Thread: Identity Crisis |
J-Gob
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Originally posted by PuP
Can I just say that although I appear to be a "Dark Steamy Cabbage" I am, in fact, a sour Kraut. 
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Und so am I, homie!
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| Thread: PLEASE DO NO READ THIS THREAD!!!! |
J-Gob
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Dat what I be talkin' about! Anyvun vit a schlammin' handle like dat ist down vit ME!!! How do I get me some o'dat bigboycyanide ennyvay?
SCHEIS!!! Ein need to be der cleanin' mein glasses!!! 
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| Thread: Problems and Damb It 2 Title |
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Originally posted by Adolph H
How about "Gott segnt der DAmb!"
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Or, even more schlammin' yet, "Der Triumph of der DAmbed!" Especially if it gotten dat Wes Berlin boy on it again -- I mean, how can du go wrong wit der namen like DAT???
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| Thread: Fearful Sym |
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Dis album be SCHLAMMIN'!!! Vagnerian, even! Und der lyrics oof "Ven Der Moonlight Schleeps" remind me of my beloved Gerrteh!!!
But fer der fearful symmetry, nutTING beat me und my homies ven ve vere kings of der hood! Not even dat poser Schtalin!!! Ve VER der triumph of der VILL, after all, you schillies!
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| Thread: What's your fave D.A. cd and/or track? |
J-Gob
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Der schlamminest album: Doppelganger, of course, silly dumbkopfs! You be such getovers!
Der schlamminest song: "He's Going to Do Der Number on You" (dat "nexscht, nexscht, nexscht" thang makes me wellin up wit der tears of joy every time!
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| Thread: People conspicuously absent from the DAmbit.... |
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I vas all set-en to do-en der "Donna Nietzsche und Her Schlammin' Super Race of Dem Kickboxen Uberderparrots"! It vas gonna be all a-en-der cappella, vit der human-beat-box noises between dem der nah-nah-nah-nah-nahs! It vas gonna be such a SCHLAMMIN' GROOVE!
Den I got-en to der studio und dey told me dey vouldn't let me in 'cause of-en my po-LEET-ical views!
My po-LEET-ical views! Schvein! This wast der violation of-en my first amendment rights! (Not dat I approve of dem tings to start vit, but DAmbit, de're YOUR rules!
Mebbe next time, schveinhunds!
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| Thread: Kaiser and Mansfield double CD rerelease |
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Der Kaiser? Vere? Vere?
Dis Mansfield, zo, hmmm, zounds Breeetish, no?
J-Gob eez also very sad about der Jam-Master J. Zaw Run-DMC warm up for dat uberboy Lou Reed on der King oof Rock tour and dey get booed offen der stage. Stupid suburban punk schveinhunds!
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