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 Thread: April 1! |
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Originally posted by Eleanor
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Originally posted by Captain Crouch
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Can we get Jan and Paul involved in this?!! |
'S'Long's weh kin git Benneh HENN EN-volved ta! Ah tayl ya', t'ain't nothin' lahk 'speriencen' th' "lettle deth" whahl gettin' sahm'l'TAYN-yusleh slain en the sper't!!! Hooooooooooo-WEE!!! 
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are we talking bout a spiritual orgy? |
Wayl, Ah prefers t'cawl et a "love fayst," but y'all git the ah-DAY-uh.
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| Thread: April 1! |
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Can we get Jan and Paul involved in this?!! |
'S'Long's weh kin git Benneh HENN EN-volved ta! Ah tayl ya', t'ain't nothin' lahk 'speriencen' th' "lettle deth" whahl gettin' sahm'l'TAYN-yusleh slain en the sper't!!! Hooooooooooo-WEE!!!
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| Thread: Any word from Terry??? |
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Thes es nuthin' but SHAYR ah-DOLL'treh!!!.....
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Originally posted by PuP
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Originally posted by Bowling Pin
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar IS JEHOVAH TO ME
I can tell you're a grouchy old board
But I'm tryin' to see you still love the Lord
But your words are confusin', it seems you're abusin'
God's Anointed, who you’re so mean toward
Now Christians you say you are
So how come you won’t follow this star?
Now I know my words you don’t believe
But the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
If I give him 30 thousand, he’ll play my town for free
I don’t know why all you smart fellers can’t see
That the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
Spoken:
Now we’ve both said that DA, they rock
But that RIOT CD you still knock
Now it seems rather odd, if we’re all children of God
That you’d think “This Blood’s for You” is a crock
Now the Lost Dogs can only depress you
And those Eddies, they can only satirize
But when the Spirit comes in, you’ll know my Cham-pi-in
And sing the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
If I give him 30 grand, he’ll play my town for free
I just don’t know why you smart fellers can’t see
That the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
(everyone sing now….)
the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
Even though you hate his guts there on the D-A-m-b
Why can’t you intellectual giants just see
That the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me
Joey thinks I’m a fake
He can jump in the lake[1]
‘Cause the Tuxedo Clad Megastar is Jehovah to me-e-e-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
[1] Lake Superior, of course — the cold water might even wake him up! 
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This gets the giant-sized LOL!
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....'n Ah LAHKS et!!!
Git meh thes bow-wuh faw th' nex' ep'sode a' Prays th' LAWWWWD!!!
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| Thread: Audioris!!!!!!! |
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Originally posted by Mr. Spock
I find this entire thread to be very, irritating? Yes - one of your Earth emotions. Along with the Captain, you joey, are the very picture of a stubborn man. |
Dang et, ya' 'legal ayl'yen Vulcan, what'n th' hell you know 'bout meh, ennehweh? Ah gots a tel'communicaysh'ns em-PAHR thah'd make Ahhura's head spen, Ah tells ya!!!
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Dang et, bow-wuh, Ah LAHKS thah outfet! Ah thanks Ah'm'a ayv'n gonna ask Benneh Henn t'swetch hes look!!!
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Now whah'd Ah wanna go an' say sucha un'pentint SENNER as thah -- nah'ta mensh'n them Dog PAY'pl -- when Ah gots Bell Gayth'r raht hahr'n mah stood'yo???
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Onleh when weh starts doen' th' hokeh-pokeh! Hooooooooooweee!!!
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Ya' gots et all wrong, bow-wuh!
Et's "HAH, Barger!!!"
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| Thread: berger's band broke up! |
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Originally posted by tchandler
berger's heavy metal band "forgone conclusion," comprised of berger, crispin glover, dennis hopper and gary busey, has just broken up.
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Thah mayns thah dumb-as-dirt bow-wuh'll wanten' mah THRONE back agin'!!!
DANG that bow-wuh!!!
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| Thread: happy friday |
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Originally posted by Stuart Pedasso
Saskatchewan is the code name for our secret society. I'm really on the board of directors at TBN and we're in negotiations with Gary Busey's people at the moment to make him our honorary spokesman. |
Thah jus' en't TRUE!!! Thah bow-wuh en't got NO honnuh!!! An' Ah've bin trahn t'git him outta mah chay-yuh faw MONTHS, dang et!
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| Thread: THE POWER OF ROCK/ My new heavy metal band |
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Originally posted by SilkySmoothScrubbyMuffin
Maybe Gary Buesy could be in that band.....singer maybe...
he did sing for the movie..."The Buddy Holly Story" ...when he
played Buddy hiseff.. |
Then maybeh he'd git thuh HAIL out'm mah CHEHR awlreddeh!!! 
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| Thread: Hey Terry, Dr. Love, etc. |
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Originally posted by BigDork
is it just me, or does trying to read the capn's posts make everyone cross-eyed? |
How d'ya thank Jay-yan got look'n lahk THES???
Praise GOW-wud!!!
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| Thread: Hi |
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Heh soun'd lahk mah kahnda bow-wuh, too! 
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| Thread: Hey Terry, Dr. Love, etc. |
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Belly Bowb's a muZESH'n too? I di'n' thank wahld hors's cud pull hem aweh from thah STELL!!!
Larn somethen' new ever DEH, don'cha'?
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| Thread: Lost Dogs! |
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Heh, Belleh-Bahb, ya' git yerself out'n that moonshahn and take some'a that there lev'n waht'r en-STED!!! Praise GOW-wud!!!
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| Thread: Daniel Amos??? |
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Originally posted by Garth
How come the first Daniel Amos album is not available in the webstore? That was the only album where they made good music....
after that they started playing some sort of new wave circus music..... 
I just laugh my burro off every time I hear the skeptics song.... all I have is an old l.p. and it there is a large scratch across it.....
Garth
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Ah gots t'gree'th yuh! Them Dan'l Amuss bow-wuhs RAHK'd back en th' deh! 'Fore th' debbil got hold'uh them, that es!
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| Thread: States we live in.. |
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Originally posted by Gabriel Syme
Well, I went on a summer mission trip to California. It was in the Bakersfield area. The Joshua trees were amazing. I learned a lot while I was there. I learned that my image of Californians gained from the media & Hollywood was largely erroneous. I also learned that others' image of Southerners ganed from the media & Hollywood is equally if not more erroneous. Introductions in nearly every conversation for three months were followed by "you don't have an accent like I thought you would."
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Ah've lev'd en th' South, an' now Ah lev en Cal'FOR'nyuh, an' AH ain't got no AK-cent!!!! Praise Gow-wud, Heh HAYL'd meh uh thah!!!
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| Thread: happy birthday! |
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Ayv'n though weh hads ahr DEF'rences, and ayv'n though yuh said awl those bad thengs 'bout meh, Ah fergehvs yuh! Ah'm a mayn'a'GOW-wud, aft'r awl!
Dang, maybeh 'cause et's yur BARTHdeh Ah'll ayv'n set up owwn Tay-Bay-Ehn! Thank'f et! Prahm-tahm 'sposure, an' maybeh some RAYL rec'rd SAYLES! Ah thank thah's jus' whut Ah'll do!
Er maybeh NOWT. Baht meh, yuh perverted aPAWstayt basturd.
KNAW who's yur daddeh? 
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