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      Our president a female jester 
 
that's really what I thought it said for years 
 
it's really "a president of female gender"
      
      
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      Your better off with a rack and a shirt 
 
It's really, "You're better off with the right kind of shirt."
      
      
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  Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick  
Your better off with a rack and a shirt 
 
It's really, "You're better off with the right kind of shirt." 
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I misheard that the same way... I think that's what he actually sings... kinda like sh*t in "Who's Who Here?"
      
      
      
      
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   08-23-2002 20:48 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
      
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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  Originally posted by Gamgee  
 
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  Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick  
Your better off with a rack and a shirt 
 
It's really, "You're better off with the right kind of shirt." 
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I misheard that the same way... I think that's what he actually sings... kinda like sh*t in "Who's Who Here?" 
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Yeah, that's gotta be sh*t.
      
      
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   08-23-2002 21:00 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
      
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
      
     
     
     
     
     
      
     
     
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      Of course, "the right kind of shirt" actually makes sense, and "a rack and a shirt" doesn't really...
      
      
      
      
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   08-23-2002 21:33 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
      
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      I always thought it was rack and a shirt.  
      
      
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      It is! The lyrics are wrong!
      
      
      
      
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  Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick  
Your better off with a rack and a shirt 
 
It's really, "You're better off with the right kind of shirt." 
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It does sound like this.
      
      
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  Originally posted by arcticsunburn  
 
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  Originally posted by Gamgee  
 
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  Originally posted by Scrimshaw Nick  
Your better off with a rack and a shirt 
 
It's really, "You're better off with the right kind of shirt." 
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I misheard that the same way... I think that's what he actually sings... kinda like sh*t in "Who's Who Here?" 
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Yeah, that's gotta be sh*t. 
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the SH*T-Chat.  How can it be anything but grey poop'on? 
Same for "Red white & Blue!"  
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   02-28-2003 15:23 | 
  
   
     
        
      
     
     
        
      
     
     
   
      
  
      
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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      You'd like it to be a Freudian slip, wouldn'tcha? 
 
Okay, here's one the other way: 
 
Pictures of the gone world: 
"I'm making up to you, I'm holding on to you..." 
      
      
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