Berger Roy Al
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That's right, you guessed it! While my heavy-a-rockin' band Forgone Conclusion is on hiatus, I'll be joining the race for Governor of California! I don't know why exactly, but I just feel like I'm in really good company.
But the real reason I'm here this morning is because that Loser Hack of a So-Called Bass Player Chandler is always coming onto this board and acting like mister big-shot bandmember. OOOOOOOOOO look at me everybody, I'm in DA!! Look at me! Look at me! I'm the big bass player in DA!!
Well now it's my turn. I'll be available all day long, so if you have any questions to ask Berger, please ask. Any questions thee peoples have to ask Berger, please ask of Berger because Berger will be happy to answer thee peoples's questions and to shower thee people you love with love and show them thee way that you feeeeeel.
Berger will be "inline" or whatever that is when you have your computer plugged into a wall or something or whatever. Whatever you'd like to tttttttttgggggkalk about. GGk--RARF!
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Joey T.
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got my vote!
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or ?
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tchandler
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"...a-rockin'?" "heavy-a-rockin'?" and why is he saying "thee?" "thee peoples's?" what's that mean? "inline?" i can't help it, i'm just so embarrassed for him.
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Berger Roy Al
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GET OUTTA HERE, CHANDLER! This is MY turn. Go to your big conference room and have a conference or something.
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Democracy's Blind
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Well now it's my turn. I'll be available all day long, so if you have any questions to ask Berger, please ask. Whatever you'd like to tttttttttgggggkalk about. GGk--RARF! |
Hey Berger!
I have a question!
Mister BigShot Commander Cote is looking for a name for his band!
Do you have any suggestions for him!
Sincerely,
Mister D.B.
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Berger Roy Al
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Para possibilitar a realização das obras de modernização da Linha do Norte, da responsabilidade da REFER - EP, entre os dias 20 e 27 de Setembro, iremos proceder a alterações ao horário dos seguintes Comboios:
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Berger Roy Al
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.... ... I did not..GGKX...where am I...
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Berger Roy Al
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Sorry, D.B.--
Chandler was trying to confuse me and made me lose my place. Hmmm, let's see. A name for Commander Cote's band.
I've got it! How about "The Berger Roy Al Band!"
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DaLe
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Sorry, D.B.--
Chandler was trying to confuse me and made me lose my place. Hmmm, let's see. A name for Commander Cote's band.
I've got it! How about "The Berger Roy Al Band!" |
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carl
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Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
That's right, you guessed it! While my heavy-a-rockin' band Forgone Conclusion is on hiatus, I'll be joining the race for Governor of California! I don't know why exactly, but I just feel like I'm in really good company.
But the real reason I'm here this morning is because that Loser Hack of a So-Called Bass Player Chandler is always coming onto this board and acting like mister big-shot bandmember. OOOOOOOOOO look at me everybody, I'm in DA!! Look at me! Look at me! I'm the big bass player in DA!!! |
Fortunately, just when my hands start to involuntarily genuflect and my knees begin to bow, I remember he's in The Choir too.... works every time....
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Well now it's my turn. I'll be available all day long, so if you have any questions to ask Berger, please ask. Any questions thee peoples have to ask Berger, please ask of Berger because Berger will be happy to answer thee peoples's questions. Berger will be "inline" or whatever that is when you have your computer plugged into the wall or something or whatever. Whatever you'd like to tttttttttgggggkalk about. GGk--RARF! |
I wonder if the voices Arianna Huffington hears in her head sound anything like this....
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Berger Roy Al
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Carl--
Yeah, I agree--The Choir, what a bunch of losers! What other band would allow Dan Michaels to be in it and squawk around with that ridiculous electronic oboe!! HAHAHAHAGGK (cough cough....)
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Hey Sir Berger,
Whats your stance on raising taxes...
... I mean shouldn't you pull up the carpet before you can raise the taxes?
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Berger Roy Al
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Taxes? What are these "taxes" that you speak of? (Please people, let's not be making up our own terms! No one will no what you mean.)
Wait. Did you mean "Texas?" Yes, I would like to do away with Texas completely.
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Careful what you say bout Texas...
some of the less brighter ones on this board come from Dallas...
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Berger Roy Al
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Yeah? Well guess what "less brighter one" was BORN there. That's right,
Chandler was!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GGGGGGGGGKKKKKKKK! ....I think I just swallowed my Windex cap...
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Joey T.
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Shemp unregistered
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Joey T.
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i already stated which one gets my vote...
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