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Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies

Registration Date: 02-14-2003
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My new jobggk!

Now I now will now be now, now known NOW for my great poetry.

YES, I'VE TAKEN UP WRITING POETRY, WHAT OF IT!!!?!

Chandler don't know how to write no poems!!!

here's an example of my incredible work:

UNTITLED!!!!!

Oh how my pants are on fire
Wait
What?!
What??!!
ON FIRE?!!!!!
Yes, on fire
Oh
Which the people in Southern Germany will long remember
For they are large pants
Not the people in Germany
The people in Germany aren't large pants
The pants are large pants
Two hundred feet wide and one hundred and fifty deep
It was the duty of Earl's father to watch the bridge on stormy nights

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This post has been edited 3 time(s), it was last edited by Berger Roy Al: 01-25-2007 13:35.

01-25-2007 10:56

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YIM Account Name of Berger Roy Al: I_AM_not_insane!

Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies

Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
Location: I AM NOT insane!

Thread Starter Thread Started by Berger Roy Al

Oh, I forgot to add, please feel free to talk about me and my work in the Authors and Inspiration part of the sigggxkte.

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01-25-2007 11:00

jiminy
Tallowy Tamale

Registration Date: 11-16-2002
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when ones pants ARE on fire

throw a sonnet on it.

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01-25-2007 11:38

Josh&etc Josh&etc is a male

Luteous Llama

Registration Date: 11-29-2006
Posts: 282
Location: fading into bolivian

Is this making it onto the new Eddies album?

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01-25-2007 11:41

Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies

Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
Location: I AM NOT insane!

Thread Starter Thread Started by Berger Roy Al

Who're the EDDIES? Are they a new teen boy band or something?

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01-25-2007 12:56

tchandler tchandler is a male

Daniel Amos

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quote:

UNTITLED!!!!!

Oh how my pants are on fire
Wait
What?!
What??!!
ON FIRE?!!!!!
Yes, on fire
Oh
Which the people in Southern Germany will long remember
For they are large pants
Two hundred feet wide and one hundred and fifty deep
It was the duty of Earl's father to watch the bridge on stormy nights

good lord (sigh) why does he enjoy publicly showing signs of mental instability?

01-25-2007 13:10

Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies

Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
Location: I AM NOT insane!

Thread Starter Thread Started by Berger Roy Al

WHAT?!! What exactly are you saying Chandler? That I write bad poetry or that I'm mentally unstable???! Well guess what, Chandler??!!!!

I'll have you know that I write bad poetry AND I'm mentally unstable!!!! HA!! Take THAT!!!!! Now go suck a lemon!!!!! There. I guess I told HIM.

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01-25-2007 13:19

Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies

Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
Location: I AM NOT insane!

Thread Starter Thread Started by Berger Roy Al

Or how about this one of my works:

UNTITLED WITH NO TITLE!!!!!

In a lush green field I stand
With my head in a urinal
Which is weird because there shouldn't be a urinal just standing out in an open field
Which means
I
Must
Be standing up, wearing it like a hat for some reason
Checking now
Yes, I AM actually wearing it
Beautiful Spring is coming!
With birds, maybe
On shrub and bough of tree because that's just the sort of thing the little bastards enjoy

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01-25-2007 14:27

Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies

Registration Date: 02-14-2003
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Thread Starter Thread Started by Berger Roy Al

I say! I certainly am happy in my new job as a poeter!!

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01-25-2007 14:38

tchandler tchandler is a male

Daniel Amos

Registration Date: 03-22-2002
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"poeter"? good grief. i can't watch

01-25-2007 14:41

uvulapie uvulapie is a male

Mind Peach

Registration Date: 09-09-2003
Posts: 193
Location: Applying for a job at the Lavoris factory

That pink think in the urinal is not a cake meant for eating. Too bad the government doesn't mandate talking robot heads to warn people of such things.

01-25-2007 14:41

uvulapie uvulapie is a male

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I'm petitioning my local congressperson to make you the next poet laureate.

01-25-2007 14:43

uvulapie uvulapie is a male

Mind Peach

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And one more thing

I've recently been enjoying a band called Deadweight (now defunct) where they play drums, violin, and cello in rock format, all heavily amplified and distorted. If Matt Slocum ever hears about this he might try to get Chandler kicked out of the band for sure!

http://www.deadweightsf.com
Samples under Listen/Store

01-25-2007 14:47

Berger Roy Al
Swirling Eddies

Registration Date: 02-14-2003
Posts: 1,286
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Thread Starter Thread Started by Berger Roy Al

(Um...uvulalapaloozapiehole or what ever your name is, um, you're embarrassing yourself. Don't you mean poeter lauryet? Glad I could help.

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01-25-2007 14:49

uvulapie uvulapie is a male

Mind Peach

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I sure President Bush could manage to say poeter lauryet if asked politely.

01-25-2007 14:50

jiminy
Tallowy Tamale

Registration Date: 11-16-2002
Posts: 9,494

now I;m thinkin its friday.........

berg

lemme help ya with a first line

THere once was man from Nantucket-

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01-25-2007 15:04

uvulapie uvulapie is a male

Mind Peach

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Posts: 193
Location: Applying for a job at the Lavoris factory

MORE POETRY PLEASE (about spider monkeys, if you don't mind)

01-25-2007 15:07

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i think we missed him uvulapie, i think we missed the poeter............. Wink

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01-25-2007 15:24

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