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      Hey, we thought this might be a good idea... if anyone wants to do it. It might help new folks get to know who they're talking to a little bit before they start posting. You've all done these before.. just copy the questions and paste them into your own message and (here's the most important part) answer them with your own unique answers.  
 
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Eye Color:  
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Right Handed or Left Handed:  
Your Heritage:  
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The Perfect Pizza: 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:  
Your Most Overused Phrase or word:  
Morning person or Night Owl:  
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Pepsi or Coke:  
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Can You Cook:  
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Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers:  
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day:  
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc):  
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Do you Smoke:  
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Do you get Motion Sickness:  
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What do you want to be when you Grow Up:  
What country would you most like to Visit:  
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Name: Ronald Kenneth Easton 
Birthday: August 4th 1971 
Birthplace: Bancroft, Ontario, Canada, backwoods edge of nowhere 
Current Location: Tottenham Ontario, half hour north of Toronto 
Current Occupation: Teacher 
Dream Occupation: Teacher 
Eye Color: Hazel 
Hair Color: hair? 
Height: 5'10" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: got em both, actually 
Your Heritage: extremely large ears 
Your Biggest Weakness: falls from extreme heights could kill me 
Your Fears: not being able to think of something witty to say on these kinds of things 
The Perfect Pizza: in my belly 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: establish some goals 
Your Most Overused Phrase or word: "Okay" 
Morning person or Night Owl: night, but the two little tots make me both now! 
Your Best Physical Feature: one of those little geometric patterns of drying skin on my epidermis is right now in the shape of a perfect square! 
Your Most Missed Memory: , if I missed it, it wouldn't be a memory... or do I not get this question...which isn't a question...I miss my grandparents...does that answer it? 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but Pepsi is fine 
Favorite Fast Food: Arby's roast beef sandwich or Tim Horton's donut 
Can You Cook: define "cook" 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 100%, Vanilla 0% 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee 
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers: Monty Python 
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: 1/2, except on Wednesdays for LOST, or if there is a good game on. 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): depressing character study (ie Bartleby) or bizarre comedy (ie Royal Tennenbaums) 
Letterman or Leno: Conan 
Do you Smoke: smokin', yes, smoke? never 
Do you Sing: define "sing" 
Do you Dance: define "dance" for my little fella yes, with my wife I try 
Most unusual talent: i can make this high pitched hissing sound through the roof (I said the roof) of my mouth 
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: standing on my own head 
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when moving 
Are you a Health Freak: no, though I'd rather be healthy then dead. 
Do/did you get along with your Parents: yes 
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them, my ideal way to die would be to be struck by lightening 
Do you play an Instrument: guitar(well, I pick away) 
Have you ever Stolen Anything: cookies from the cookie jar, but otherwise... nothing that's bothering my conscience as I sit here... 
Have You Ever been Beaten up: no 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Cherokee Chief 
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece...Costa Rica too 
Number of CDs I own: about 200-300 likely. 
Number of Piercings: zero 
Number of Tattoos: 0 
Number of Message Board Alliases: My only message board name isn't even an alias, I'm so unoriginal. 
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: Daniel Amos 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was: hmmmm, Sunday's Child, Phil Keaggy
      
      
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Name:  Jim Wiita 
Birthday: 3/25/56 
Birthplace: Duluth, MN 
Current Location: Superior WI (across the state line-but like MNPS/ST Paul 
Current Occupation: Designer 
Dream Occupation: Retired Rock Star..just reapin the benes 
Eye Color:  Hzl 
Hair Color: Light Brn 
Height: 6-1 
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends- all sports left-guitar and write right 
Your Heritage: Finnish mostly - quite proud of it 
Your Biggest Weakness:  Self 
Your Fears: Self 
The Perfect Pizza: LOcal Dive called Sammys-their "Special" 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: another CD recording 
Your Most Overused Phrase or word: right now? - awwessome (spoken in a real phoney voice) 
Morning person or Night Owl:- can do both-shifting toward sleepin in on weekends! (til 8:30 or nine!)  
Your Best Physical Feature:  cant answer really -but I dont think I'm ugly 
Your Most Missed Memory: the fact I have none of my own dad 
Pepsi or Coke:  prefer coke- - but either 
Favorite Fast Food:  MCchicken (why I dont know-cheap) 
Can You Cook:  a bit-mostly breakfast things or grill 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mulatto 
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee-straght up 
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers: MArx 
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: 3 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): Good Drama- or comedy  
Letterman or Leno: neither  
Do you Smoke: only when I'm on fire (used to as a kid) 
Do you Sing: yup- did a funeral today 
Do you Dance: I can dance pretty good- but am usually too reserved 
Most unusual talent: none really 
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: memorizing long lyrics  
Do you get Motion Sickness:  Whoah - sorry - Im gonna puke!!.......- no 
Are you a Health Freak: Ha! 
Do/did you get along with your Parents: very well- I love me mum  
Do you like Thunderstorms: excellently! 
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and harmonica a bit 
Have you ever Stolen Anything: plenty of things - could have gone to jail- but thankin Jesus still. 
Have You Ever been Beaten up: not after I was bout 5  
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller? 
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy  
Number of CDs I own: 200+ 
Number of Piercings: left ear 
Number of Tattoos: none 
Number of Message Board Alliases: its just jiminy  
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: sorry - Beatles 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was: Sgt Pepper- Led Zep I
      
      
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Name: Todd M. Miller 
Birthday: 10.10.71 
Birthplace: York, PA -- home of Harley Davidson, York Barbell and York Pepermint Patty (before Hershey stole them from us -- Bastards!) 
Current Location: Indiana, PA (birthplace of Jimmy Stewart 
Current Occupation: Unemployed   
 
Dream Occupation: A con artist   
   
Eye Color: I don't know.  But my pupil is paralyzed so it's mostly black, anyway 
Hair Color: brown 
Height: 5' 8"ish 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-handed, but not by choice 
Your Heritage: German 
Your Biggest Weakness: procrastination 
Your Fears: Having a child just like me 
The Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Mushroom from Vito's in York, PA 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a job   
 
Your Most Overused Phrase or word: I don't know . . . I never listen to myself 
Morning person or Night Owl: Night owl 
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told that I have a beautiful head of hair.   
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's missing, how would I know what it is?   
 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.  Don't even mention that "P" word to me!    
 
Favorite Fast Food: Burger King 
Can You Cook: Yes   
 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't do any form of coffee.   
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers: Marx Brothers 
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: I don't have television.  I have A television but cannot get any channels -- it's just a monitor for DVDs and videos 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): con artist or heist flicks 
Letterman or Leno: Leno 
Do you Smoke: No 
Do you Sing: No.  I lack rhythm cells in my brain.   
 
Do you Dance: I can't due to physical limitations (but a lack of rhythm doesn't help either) 
Most unusual talent: I can place a stack of 12 nickles on my upturned elbow and catch them on the downswing of my arm 
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: writing short fiction 
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope   
 
Are you a Health Freak: No 
Do/did you get along with your Parents: Yep.  I raised them well.   
 
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep. 
Do you play an Instrument: I took up the violin in the third grade.  I lasted for about 2 and ahalf weeks.  Again, the lack of rhythm didn't help. 
Have you ever Stolen Anything: yes.   
 
Have You Ever been Beaten up: Not by someone else 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If I can't be a con artist, I want to teach 
What country would you most like to Visit: Wales 
Number of CDs I own: Couple hundred 
Number of Piercings: None 
Number of Tattoos: None 
Number of Message Board Alliases: three 
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: Besides DA, I would have to say Talking Heads 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was: I don't remember 
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      Name: Rev. Dr. A. G. Toupee, Esquire 
Birthday: 6/17/66 
Birthplace: Wabash, Indiana 
Current Location: The Great State of Ohio, by the Grace of God 
Current Occupation: pastor 
Dream Occupation: good pastor 
Eye Color: hazel 
Hair Color: brown 
Height: 5' 6" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: right  
Your Heritage: North American fat white 
Your Biggest Weakness: Cheezits 
Your Fears: paperwork and women 
The Perfect Pizza: anchovies and sausage 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lead my church in reaching out to the community 
Your Most Overused Phrase or word:  
Morning person or Night Owl: morning person, the older I get 
Your Best Physical Feature: bladder -- I can hild it forever 
Your Most Missed Memory: college, I guess 
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke 
Favorite Fast Food: Subway 
Can You Cook: yes 
Chocolate or Vanilla: French fries  
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee 
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers: Marx bros   
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: 2 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): comedy  
Letterman or Leno: Letterman 
Do you Smoke: only after sex, so no, never 
Do you Sing: badly, alone in the car or while praying 
Do you Dance: no 
Most unusual talent: can make fart noises with several body parts and can laugh like various cartoon characters  
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: getting out of bed 
Do you get Motion Sickness: no 
Are you a Health Freak: no 
Do/did you get along with your Parents: yes  
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES! 
Do you play an Instrument: taking piano lessons 
Have you ever Stolen Anything: only by not tithing 
Have You Ever been Beaten up: yes 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: seat filler at the Grammys  
What country would you most like to Visit: Holy Land 
Number of CDs I own: couple hundred 
Number of Piercings: only my piercing eyes 
Number of Tattoos: none 
Number of Message Board Alliases: three (but ony one in here) 
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: Daniel Amos 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was: Vox Humana
      
      
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      Name:  Mark  
Birthday:  April 15, 1968 
Birthplace:  Corpus Christi, Texas 
Current Location:  Corpus Christi, Texas 
Current Occupation:  Director of Management Program Evaluation Services 
Dream Occupation:  World Famous Great Musician 
Eye Color:  Hazel 
Hair Color:  Light Brown 
Height:  5'10" 
Right Handed or Left Handed:  Right, but can also use Left 
Your Heritage:  Basque 
Your Biggest Weakness:  Beautiful women   
 
Your Fears:  Fear of heights, decrease in functioning as result of old age, loss of loved ones 
The Perfect Pizza:  Pepperoni & Beef with extra sauce 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:   
Your Most Overused Phrase or word:  ? 
Morning person or Night Owl:  Morning person 
Your Best Physical Feature:  ? 
Your Most Missed Memory:  Too many to name 
Pepsi or Coke:  Neither, Dr. Pepper 
Favorite Fast Food:  Quizno's Chicken Carbonara Sandwich 
Can You Cook:  Yes 
Chocolate or Vanilla:  Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee:  Neither, iced tea 
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers:  Abbott & Costello - used to watch them as a kid 
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day:  1 hour 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc):   Comedy 
Letterman or Leno:  Leno 
Do you Smoke:  No 
Do you Sing:  No 
Do you Dance:  No 
Most unusual talent:  Music knowledge...at least it's unusual in my family. Can read Latin. 
You like to regularly challenge yourself by:  
Do you get Motion Sickness:  No 
Are you a Health Freak:  Yes 
Do/did you get along with your Parents:  Yes 
Do you like Thunderstorms:  Yes, when I'm at home. 
Do you play an Instrument:  Yes, saxophone, piano, guitar, though none well. 
Have you ever Stolen Anything:  No 
Have You Ever been Beaten up:  No 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:  Healthy, wealthy, & wise 
What country would you most like to Visit:  Italy 
Number of CDs I own:  Way too many 
Number of Piercings:  None 
Number of Tattoos:  None 
Number of Message Board Alliases:  Isn't this a TV show? 
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is:  Daniel Amos 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was:  Elvis Presley - 50,000,000 Million Fans Can't Be Wrong, Billy Squier - Don't Say No
      
      
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      Name: Dr Stephen Luke 
Birthday: 5/12/1959 
Birthplace: Phoenix, Arizona 
Current Location: Chesapeake, VA 
Current Occupation: Mechanical Engineer 
Dream Occupation: Professor 
Eye Color: Light Blue 
Hair Color: Brown and Gray 
Height: 5'4" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right 
Your Heritage: Irish- Scottish- German- Jewish 
Your Biggest Weakness: I have a big mouth and I don't know when to shut up 
Your Fears: None 
The Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Adopt Malachi 
Your Most Overused Phrase or word: Whatever 
Morning person or Night Owl: Night Owl 
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes 
Your Most Missed Memory: None 
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke 
Favorite Fast Food: Wendy's Chili 
Can You Cook: Yes 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee 
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers: Marx Brothers 
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: 1 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): horror 
Letterman or Leno: Neither 
Do you Smoke: No 
Do you Sing: Yes 
Do you Dance: No 
Most unusual talent: I play a mean Jew's Harp 
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: Playing new music 
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes 
Are you a Health Freak: No 
Do/did you get along with your Parents: Yes 
Do you like Thunderstorms: No 
Do you play an Instrument: Yes 
Have you ever Stolen Anything: Yes 
Have You Ever been Beaten up: Yes 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professor 
What country would you most like to Visit: Northern Ireland 
Number of CDs I own: 1,000 
Number of Piercings: 1 
Number of Tattoos: 0 
Number of Message Board Alliases: 10 
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: Traffic 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was: Low Spark of High Heeled Boys
      
      
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      Name: Jason Townsend 
Birthday: March 4, 1969 
Birthplace: St Louis 
Current Location: the State of Misery 
Current Occupation: Reasearch & Development 
Dream Occupation: Pretty much anything but the current one. 
Eye Color: Grey/Green 
Hair Color: Brown 
Height: 5' 7" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-ish 
Your Heritage: English, Fench, Scottish, Indian, etc 
Your Biggest Weakness: The Perfect Pizza 
Your Fears: Losing Family 
The Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Having less debt 
Your Most Overused Phrase or word: I think 
Morning person or Night Owl: Night absolutely. 
Your Best Physical Feature: A Beautiful Elbow 
Your Most Missed Memory: I dont know, if I miss it then I dont have it. 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke 
Favorite Fast Food: Thats an oxymoron 
Can You Cook: Some things 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither 
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers: Marx Bros. 
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: zero 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc): Any that dont suck 
Letterman or Leno: Letterman 
Do you Smoke: No 
Do you Sing: Yes, not well 
Do you Dance: If I sit on fire 
Most unusual talent: Opperating a Hydrogen Ion Implanter 
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: Doing difficult things 
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually 
Are you a Health Freak: Not usually 
Do/did you get along with your Parents: Yes 
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes 
Do you play an Instrument: No, just read music 
Have you ever Stolen Anything: Yes 
Have You Ever been Beaten up: No 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still alive 
What country would you most like to Visit: Don't care 
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds 
Number of Piercings: A nail in my foot, splinter in my hand, and a thumb tack in my butt 
Number of Tattoos: I have it on a couple CDs 
Number of Message Board Alliases: None 
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: Daniel Amos  
 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was: Beatles ~ White Album
      
      
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      Name: relgiB draW (just read it backwards, you Google-fearing goobers!  
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Birthday: Dec. 9, 1968 
 
Birthplace: Bakersfield, CA (while scully danced over the airwaves) 
  
Current Location: Clinton, TN (outside of Knoxville) 
  
Current Occupation: Insurance sales 
  
Dream Occupation: Terry Taylor's major domo 
  
Eye Color: Blue 
  
Hair Color: Blond 
  
Height: 6'1" 
 
Right Handed or Left Handed: right 
  
Your Heritage: White boy (German, Irish, English, a sprinkle of Cherokee, Southern Baptist) 
 
Your Biggest Weakness: The perfect pizza  
 
Your Fears: no more pizza 
  
The Perfect Pizza: spinach, chicken, broccoli, mushroom, and black olive w/ an alfredo based sauce 
 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose weight 
 
Your Most Overused Phrase or word:  "okay" 
  
Morning person or Night Owl:  morning  
  
Your Best Physical Feature: my wife 
  
Your Most Missed Memory: to painful to recount 
 
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke w/a splash of chocolate 
  
Favorite Fast Food:  cheeburger fro "Charlie's Old Fashioned Hamburgers" in Ft Worth, TX  
 
Can You Cook: eggs and pancakes 
  
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate 
  
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee 
  
Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello or the Marx Brothers: Marx Brothers 
  
Number of hours that you normally watch TV in a single day: 2 
 
Favorite type of movie (Drama/comedy/action/documentary/etc):sci-fi/ action  
 
Letterman or Leno: Letterman 
 
Do you Smoke: no 
 
Do you Sing: obviously you haven't heard me try 
 
Do you Dance: see "Heritage" 
  
Most unusual talent: Imitation of JFK 
  
You like to regularly challenge yourself by: Being all that I can be 
  
Do you get Motion Sickness: no 
 
Are you a Health Freak: "health"?  no. 
  
Do/did you get along with your Parents: dad more than mom 
  
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep 
 
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet 
  
Have you ever Stolen Anything: a kiss 
  
Have You Ever been Beaten up: yep 
  
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: better, faster, stronger, more fun at parties 
  
What country would you most like to Visit:  Ireland/England 
  
Number of CDs I own:1000+ 
  
Number of Piercings: 0 
 
Number of Tattoos: 0 
 
Number of Message Board Alliases: just the one (jamespop) 
  
The Greatest Rock Band in History Is: DA (w/Beatles as a close second) 
 
The Album I Wore Out Growing Up Was: Maynard Fergusen: Carnival
      
      
      
      
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Name: relgiB draW (just read it backwards, you Google-fearing goobers!  
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Birthday: Dec. 9, 1968 
 
Birthplace: Bakersfield, CA (while scully danced over the airwaves) 
  
Current Location: Clinton, TN (outside of Knoxville) 
  
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i am in the spokane office if you do....  
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Name: relgiB draW (just read it backwards, you Google-fearing goobers!  
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Birthday: Dec. 9, 1968 
 
Birthplace: Bakersfield, CA (while scully danced over the airwaves) 
  
Current Location: Clinton, TN (outside of Knoxville) 
  
Current Occupation: Insurance sales 
  
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