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 |   Berger, Where | .backs. | 05-06-2005 09:15 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Berger Roy Al | 05-06-2005 09:32 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | .backs. | 05-06-2005 09:54 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | larryl | 05-06-2005 09:52 |  
 |   House Guest Tips | uvulapie | 05-06-2005 09:52 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Berger Roy Al | 05-06-2005 09:53 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | larryl | 05-06-2005 09:54 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Berger Roy Al | 05-06-2005 09:55 |  
 |   Invites | uvulapie | 05-06-2005 10:07 |  
 |   RE: Invites | larryl | 05-06-2005 10:08 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Woggy | 05-06-2005 09:56 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Berger Roy Al | 05-06-2005 09:57 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | .backs. | 05-06-2005 09:58 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Berger Roy Al | 05-06-2005 09:58 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Woggy | 05-06-2005 10:34 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Berger Roy Al | 05-06-2005 09:59 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | .backs. | 05-06-2005 10:02 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | larryl | 05-06-2005 09:59 |  
 |   A BergerPalooza? | Theo | 05-06-2005 10:00 |  
 |   RE: Berger, Where | Berger Roy Al | 05-06-2005 10:01 |  
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     | .backs. Tallowy Tamale
 
       
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 i have been waiting here for two solid hours.  Just how many windex-bloated worms did you ingest yesterday.
 
 Did the ghost of General Zaragosa give you any exciting revelations?
 
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     | .backs. Tallowy Tamale
 
       
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  | Originally posted by Berger Roy Al GGkkkk!! Where am I?! General who? Who are you people? What day is it?
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 We are the French soldiers that you soundly defeated at Puebla, my lord.
 Be merciful to us and we will give you Carolata.  We doubt that Maximillian satisfied her anyways...
 
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     | uvulapie   Mind Peach
 
   
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     | Berger,
 
 I've got me a quandry that you may be able to assist with.  My wife and I have been invited to stay at a friend's house but we have no idea of what housewarming gift to bring.  My wife wants to bring five board feet of white oak but I'm in favor of something more utilitarian, like a goat.
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     | What? There's a burger fellowship? Where?
 
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     | uvulapie   Mind Peach
 
   
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  | Originally posted by Berger Roy Al uvulalapalloozapiehole,
 
 I believe I'd go with the goat. Not only that, but I'd give them the goat as well. Who invited you exxxkkkxactly and where to?
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 Yeah, I thought a goat would help keep the yard trimmed and fertilized.  I forgot to mention that the white oak was formed in the shape of a whiskey barrel and contained 50 gallons of Kentucky's finest.  But yeah, I think the goat is in order.
 
 As for who invited me, I'd rather not say so as not to cause any unnecessary outbursts.
 
 heh heh heh... I bet Tim Chandler's house is nicer than that ucky ol' trailor of yours.   I hear he has a pool and you only have that bathtub in the front yard.
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  | Originally posted by Berger Roy Al uvulalapalloozapiehole,
 
 I believe I'd go with the goat. Not only that, but I'd give them the goat as well. Who invited you exxxkkkxactly and where to?
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 Yeah, I thought a goat would help keep the yard trimmed and fertilized.  I forgot to mention that the white oak was formed in the shape of a whiskey barrel and contained 50 gallons of Kentucky's finest.  But yeah, I think the goat is in order.
 
 As for who invited me, I'd rather not say so as not to cause any unnecessary outbursts.
 
 heh heh heh... I bet Tim Chandler's house is nicer than that ucky ol' trailor of yours.   I hear he has a pool and you only have that bathtub in the front yard.
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 ummm i am having a party.....please bring the white oak here
   
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     | Can I get fries with that?
 
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     | GGKKKKK!!! GKxxkkxx!! DON'T EVER SAY THE WORDS "GIRL SCOUTS" AGGGAIN!! THOSE LITTLE DEMONS ARE VICIOUS!!!
 
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     | .backs. Tallowy Tamale
 
       
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     | The goat lady wonders how her utilitarian ladies can even be considered in the same breath with white oak.
 
 Can a white oak board entertain you on a cold winter's night?  Can a white oak board provide cheese?
 
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     | WOGGY, HELP!! THE GIRLS SCOUTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO LURE ME INTO SOME SORT OF BURGER BASH TO TRY TO PANTS ME AGAIN!!
 
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  | Originally posted by Berger Roy Al WOGGY, HELP!! THE GIRLS SCOUTS ARE ATTEMPTING TO LURE ME INTO SOME SORT OF BURGER BASH TO TRY TO PANTS ME AGAIN!!
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 RESIST the temptation!  If they try to lure you with Tagalongs or Samoas, spray them with Windex (the cookies, NOT the Girl Scouts.........you don't need any more lawsuits, Berger!)
 
 No, wait, that might make them MORE tempting..................
 
 RUN, Berger, RUN!!!
 
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     | Hey, don't knock white board cheese until you've had it.
 
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     | .backs. Tallowy Tamale
 
       
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 i have had it, and i will knock it!!!!!
 
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     | larryl,
 
 You can never go wrong with "Bess, You Is My Woman Now!" from the musical Porgy and Bess. gk!
 
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