Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » an interesting fact about Ghandi » Hello Guest [Login|Register] Last Post | First Unread Post Print Page | Add Thread to Favorites Pages (3): « previous 1 [2] 3 next » an interesting fact about Ghandi Author Post « Previous Thread | Next Thread » Shemp unregistered More corn...        If Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho, Alsaka! 05-07-2002 13:52 Andrew Woolly Eggwhisk Registration Date: 03-14-2002 Posts: 651 Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it. What do you call blind Bambi? no eye deer. What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs? Still no eye deer What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs and leaking heamoglobin? Still bloody no eye deer. 05-07-2002 20:23 Andrew Woolly Eggwhisk Registration Date: 03-14-2002 Posts: 651 Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it. What do you call a cow with no legs? A Ranch Slider 05-07-2002 20:24 Jim Muglia unregistered moo regarding the previous joke        Greetings, I always heard the previous joke as: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Take care, Jim 05-07-2002 22:56 Gamgee Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 03-14-2002 Posts: 1,060 Location: Somewhere out there... What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob What do you call a guy with nor arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stu 05-08-2002 10:15 carl Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-15-2002 Posts: 6,960 Which brings us to....        What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs going over a fence? Homer. __________________ 05-08-2002 10:42 ™ Woolly Eggwhisk Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 734 Location: Silicon Valley: prime real estate for a terrorist dirty bomb hit Waiter, there's a f-l-y in my alphabet soup!        __________________ "He described once that the most evil creation ever visited upon mankind was the internal combustion engine." --Peter Jackson quoting J. R. R. Tolkien 05-08-2002 13:21 Mr. Spoke Dark Steamy Cabbage Registration Date: 03-20-2002 Posts: 9 If you drop your waffle on the beach        where are you? Sandy Eggo! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (for those non-Californians: San Diego) 05-08-2002 13:31 Andrew Woolly Eggwhisk Registration Date: 03-14-2002 Posts: 651 Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who swims the English Channel? Clever Dick. 05-08-2002 16:28 Andrew Woolly Eggwhisk Registration Date: 03-14-2002 Posts: 651 Location: Bleak human landscape, flat roofed houses, bad breath, vacant lots and murder evidence. God saves and leads a remnant of scraggly, faithless people, in spite of themsleves and just because he feels like it. What do you call a man under a car? Jack What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug What do you call him once the shovel has been taken out? Douglas (just to show I'm not biased against my own name - one of my kids favourite jokes) Knock knock Who's there? Andrew Andrew who? Andrew on the blackboard 05-08-2002 16:31 ™ Woolly Eggwhisk Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 734 Location: Silicon Valley: prime real estate for a terrorist dirty bomb hit well so much for tryin' to change        the rating of this thread- __________________ "He described once that the most evil creation ever visited upon mankind was the internal combustion engine." --Peter Jackson quoting J. R. R. Tolkien 05-08-2002 16:31 Joey T. Tallowy Tamale Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 7,777 Location: you can't fire me, 'cuz i quit! - Kurt Cobain.... quote: Originally posted by Jim Muglia Greetings, Ghandi was a deeply religious man. He and his followers would often walk on long pilgimages barefoot. A somewhat frail man, he was known to deny himself by fasting a lot. As a result of this fasting he would often have bad breath. Because of these things he was known as a "super-calloused fragile mystic aneorexic with halitosis". ba-da-bing!!! Take care, Jim Hey, Jim does have a sense of humour. __________________ 08-22-2002 19:25 Mark Moderator Registration Date: 03-18-2002 Posts: 9,525 Location: Grand Encephalon - Words have their place but live what you say God can have His way when you hit them with Love Yes, it appears so. __________________ But never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. - C.S. Lewis 08-22-2002 19:44 Lost Canine Disjasked Lerna Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 4,011 Location: On a rock in the ocean...literally Maybe the whole mess is his sense of humor. __________________ 08-22-2002 22:53 BigDork Disjasked Lerna Registration Date: 03-12-2002 Posts: 4,340 quote: Originally posted by Lost Canine Maybe the whole mess is his sense of humor. I think it is, but it just got a little out of hand. BD __________________ _________________________________________ _________________________________________ 08-23-2002 00:17 jc Luteous Llama Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 383 IS THAT LIKE.......        SLIGHT OF HAND? OR OUT OF HAND OUT OF SIGHT? ..HAND OUT? SURE , I'LL TAKE ONE. jImNY 08-23-2002 09:53 Woggy Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 6,079 Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein More No Arm, No Leg jokes        these are some of my favorites. What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs, sitting in your mailbox? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs, hanging on your wall? Art __________________ 1 John 2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did. 08-23-2002 12:31 Gamgee Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 03-14-2002 Posts: 1,060 Location: Somewhere out there... quote: Originally posted by Jim Muglia Greetings, Ghandi was a deeply religious man. He and his followers would often walk on long pilgimages barefoot. A somewhat frail man, he was known to deny himself by fasting a lot. As a result of this fasting he would often have bad breath. Because of these things he was known as a "super-calloused fragile mystic aneorexic with halitosis". ba-da-bing!!! Take care, Jim It seems kinda strange now, but it was Jim that started this great lame joke thread... Thanks, Jim! 08-23-2002 12:36 Gamgee Ceremonial Kernel Registration Date: 03-14-2002 Posts: 1,060 Location: Somewhere out there... A guy buys a parrot. Unfortunately, this parrot once belonged to a sailor, and has a very colorful vocabulary. As soon as the guy brings it home, it lets out a string of curses that makes South Park seem like Sesame Street. "Listen," the guy says to the bird. "You better stop using that kind of language, or you'll regret it." The parrot responds by using even fouler language. That evening the guy has his girlfriend, her parents, and his pastor over for dinner. The parrot lets fly with language that kills all the plants in the room, as well as any small animals on the block. The dinner does not go too well, needless to say, so after everyone leaves the guy is really mad. "Okay," he says. "One more curse out of you, and you're gonna get it. The parrot responds by using language that strips the paint from the walls. So the guy shoves the parrot into the freezer. The curses get worse for a while, but then the parrot evantually shuts up. The guy pulls the parrot out of his fridge, and says, "Did you learn your lesson?" The parrot replies, "Yeah, I did. But I just have one question: what did the chicken do?" 08-23-2002 12:44 Woggy Platyhelminth Registration Date: 03-13-2002 Posts: 6,079 Location: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~~ Albert Einstein Tom Swifties        These are fun: "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said, dolefully. "That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Tom said, offhandedly. "I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Tom said, beside himself. "That's the third electric shock I've gotten this week!" Tom said, revolted. "I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related. "I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair. "That car you sold me has defective steering!" Tom said, straightforwardly. "I've been on a diet," Tom expounded. "I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully. "I keep banging my head on things," Tom said, bashfully. __________________ 1 John 2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did. 08-23-2002 13:02 Pages (3): « previous 1 [2] 3 next » Tree Structure | Board Structure Jump to: Please select: -------------------- DA Related Discussion-- General Discussion-- Upcoming Releases-- CD & DVD Reviews-- Larry - Lucy I'm In LoveFAQs and Notices Daniel Amos Message Board » DA Related Discussion » General Discussion » an interesting fact about Ghandi Forum Software: Burning Board 2.3.6, Developed by WoltLab GmbH