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 Did you people know? Berger Roy Al 07-10-2003 11:17
 RE: Did you people know? JR88 07-10-2003 11:21
 BLAST you, Berger! Bones McCoy 07-10-2003 11:22
 RE: Did you people know? Berger Roy Al 07-10-2003 11:24
 BONES!!!!!!!!! Captain James T. Kirk 07-10-2003 11:25
 RE: Did you people know? mindgasket 07-10-2003 11:30
 RE: Did you people know? mindgasket 07-10-2003 11:31
 RE: Did you people know? Squidzit 07-10-2003 11:31
 Jim, you monomaniacal megamating moron! Bones McCoy 07-10-2003 11:33
 RE: Did you people know? mindgasket 07-10-2003 11:38
 RE: Did you people know? Squidzit 07-10-2003 11:39
 RE: Did you people know? ProdigalDog 07-10-2003 11:54
 RE: Did you people know? dennis 07-10-2003 11:55
 RE: Did you people know? dennis 07-10-2003 11:58
 RE: Did you people know? jiminy 07-10-2003 12:00
 RE: Did you people know? Woggy 07-10-2003 12:19
 BONES!!!!!!!!!!!! Captain James T. Kirk 07-10-2003 13:04
 RE: Did you people know? zippetydoodaddy 07-10-2003 13:14
 RE: Did you people know? zippetydoodaddy 07-10-2003 13:17
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Did you people know that Berger has nerver been married? I would like to be.

But when I look in the mirror, I'm a little concernered.

I'm 43 years old, 40 pounds overweight, and nearly completely bald. Over the years, I've developed a severe over-bite while at the same time, somehow, developing an exactly equally severe under-bite.

I recently tripped and fell into a nest of chiggers, so I have red welts all over my face. I fell off a bridge face-first and chipped all my front teeth. I'm given to fits of sudden lockjaw and gasping for air.

I've developed a minor hunchback, lower back pain, gouty arthritis of the knee, rickets, shingles, "sweet potato arm," strained hemicula, limbago of the limbago, swollen medulla oblongato, hoof in mouth, mogo-on-the-go-go, and other tropical diseases.

I'm an unemployed bass player, I live in a trailor, I'm prone to barking fits and an undeniable urge to do a specific series of jumping jacks in public, I suffer from spontaneous night-time grunting, flourescent light fainting, paranoic fear of cold mountain air, chronic tree sadness, and periodic, systematic stoplight embarrassment syndrome.

Do you think anyone would still go out with me?

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Get your pathetic self off the floor and get out there! Just because you're only good enough to play four strings instead of six shouldn't stop you from scoring! I know a bevy of salt babes that'd line UP for something like you!

One thing, though: Change your name. What kind of stupid-ass name is Berger, blast it?

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How about "Burger?"

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DAmb you bones quit insulting people who are better than youMad

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I know of this hot chick that lives in a leper colony... maybe I could hook you up?
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...actually, she's about 3/4 of a hot chick...
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You now where there's a leper colony? Shocked

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Who said I was better than Berger? I just hate it when good people put themselves down! It leaves less work for me!

Besides, I've seen those asinine Priceline commercials of yours, and you shouldn't be let near a ONE-string guitar, blast it!!!

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[QUOTE But when I look in the mirror, I'm a little concernered.

Do you think anyone would still go out with me?
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Hey, the Minnesota BBQ group will have as a door prize a date with Berger!!
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Then I ain't goin'. Red Face

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What kind of life insurance do you have, berger? That's what the ladies are most interested in.
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quote:
Originally posted by Berger Roy Al
Did you people know that Berger has nerver been married? Berger would like to be.

But when I look in the mirror, I'm a little concernered.

I'm 43 years old, 40 pounds overweight, and nearly completely bald. Over the years, I've developed a severe over-bite while at the same time, somehow, developing an exactly equally severe under-bite.

I recently tripped and fell into a nest of chiggers, so I have red welts all over my face. I fell off a bridge face-first and chipped all my front teeth. I'm given to fits of sudden lockjaw and gasping for air.

I've developed a minor hunchback, lower back pain, gouty arthritis of the knee, rickets, shingles, "sweet potato arm," strained hemicula, limbago of the limbago, swollen medulla oblongato, hoof in mouth, mogo-on-the-go-go, and other tropical diseases.

I'm an unemployed bass player, I live in a trailor, I'm prone to barking fits and an undeniable urge to do a specific series of jumping jacks in public, I suffer from spontaneous night-time grunting, flourescent light fainting, paranoic fear of cold mountain air, chronic tree sadness, and periodic, systematic stoplight embarrassment syndrome.

Do you think anyone would still go out with me?



Amy Grant???

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Get your pathetic self off the floor and get out there! Just because you're only good enough to play four strings instead of six shouldn't stop you from scoring! I know a bevy of salt babes that'd line UP for something like you!

One thing, though: Change your name. What kind of stupid-ass name is Berger, blast it?


wow. harsh words! Shocked

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lay out the portfolio, Al

that draws em in like stink on..
well- you know, (you failed to mention Scatology in your synopsis)

don't they mention MN in that 'Wish they all could be Caledonia Girls?" song?

Try it- you'll like it.

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he sounds like my kinda guy.......

I'd go out with him.


Oh, let's talk about that insurance and portfolio first, mmmmkay?



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quote:
Originally posted by Bones McCoy
Who said I was better than Berger? I just hate it when good people put themselves down! It leaves less work for me!

Besides, I've seen those asinine Priceline commercials of yours, and you shouldn't be let near a ONE-string guitar, blast it!!!



You should really go to Priceline.com..........they pay me lots a money to say that. Big Grin


what are you doing??? LoserMad

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Hey, the Minnesota BBQ group will have as a door prize a date with Berger!!


CURSES!!Evil

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We'll just see about that!

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Wow, I'm a Llama!

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Zippy the Llama Big Grin congrats

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