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      Bigus Dorkus and I have had a wee chat on the off-topic board and I though we could bring it over here. 
 
What TST lyrics do you keep mishearing? 
 
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"Woo's us like a lover" becomes 
Who's a sly gay lover?  
 
And that one from Love grapes about squeezing a bunch of grapes becomes 
Squeeze another butt cheek  
 
      
      
      
      
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      Now this could be a really cool thread.  I'll have to think of some of these and check out the couple you listed.
      
      
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      Misheard Outdoor Elvis 
 
Original: 
you can pretty much tell that he's lost weight  
from the depth of his footprint  
 
Heard as:  
...depth of his buttprint 
 
Isn't that what's really being sung there?
      
      
      
      
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  Originally posted by Andrew  
"Woo's us like a lover" becomes 
Who's a sly gay lover?  
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And I thought I was the only one who was mishearing this one.  I was so confused till I pulled out the lyric sheet. 
 
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The earth has holes, the earth has holes......  
 
 
 
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LOL!! 
 
  
   
   
  
 
I kept hearing "The face of St. Paul in this pot roast" but it' turned out to be "The face of St. Paul in this BUTT roast"
      
      
      
      
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  Originally posted by Joey T.  
The earth has holes, the earth has holes......  
 
 
 
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That's too cute. 
 
 
 
 
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      I'll be going to the place where they say that they love you and they eat it... 
there must be more, I'll have to think more 
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      OK the lyrics say Chit Chat.... 
 
But do you hear grey poop'on Chat...?
      
      
      
      
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      that one is way obvious & it fits with the vibe of the song too, but You know 
I used to think that in the Lost Dogs Tune Red, White, & Blue 
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"grey poop'on, I'm Hard as a nail and I'm descended from the blood on my hands" 
 
but Who's Who Here is really obvious in MHO 
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      I'm getting closer and closer to 100 posts, how can all you losers post in the 1000's.  I have the wrong job or something. 
Oh well 
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      here it is, one more closer, do I get one of them fancy stars at 100? 
 
Huh, Huh 
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      Ya'll are coming up with some good ones.
      
      
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What song is that one from???
      
      
      
      
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      I don't know, but I bet Terry could write a song using that line, like the way the songs on Zoom Daddy were written.
      
      
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